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Peredhil gives Matteo, formerly known as Foe Caliber, a shiny new saxaphone.

 

Gesturing to Matteo to accompany him, he begins singing happy birthday to him.

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Here's an idea for a birthday present. For everyone. I don't care when your damn birthday is, this is your present whether you like it or not. Well, it would be if I had the power, the time and the will to actually do it

 

The birthday room. Where it's always someone's birthday, there's always cake, there's lotsa soft drink for the kiddies, hard drink for the bigger kiddies, an infinite supply of party hats, poppers, streamers, candles, sparklers and assorted treats. A place where all of these existing birthday threads can be dumped and all future ones started in the room, so every time a necrophobic bastard such as myself wanders into the cabaret room, I don't suddenly get a chill down my spine and mutter a few deathwards under my breath as I remember how old I am and how long the old gypsy said I had left

 

Happy birthday, by the way

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