Wyvern Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 And a happy birthday goes out to... A sport announcers voice suddenly comes on and exclaims into a megaphone... "ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!" Wyvern clutches his ears in pain and quickly pulls out a bag of Q-tips in the hopes of unclogging them, but is interrupted as he's trampled by a gang of ruthless cheerleaders who happen to be waving pompoms made entirely out of used wigs. The cheerleader squad turns towards Zool and gives him a full frontal display of their wet "Doin' it Because I Can" T-shirts, giving him an ample view of their... errr... "rubber chickens" in the process. As Zool gapes at this, Wyvern slowly recovers from the cheerleader stampede only to be hit directly in the stomach by a man fired out of a high-power cannon at close range wearing a chicken outfit. The human/chicken cannonball plows into Wyvern and sends the overgrown lizard soaring into the air, where he happens to get caught in an enormous barrage of fireworks. Zool looks up at the sky and notices with delight that they're spelling the names of his old threads through lighting effects, but frowns at their inaccuracy when he notices Wyvern being hit in the face by the fireworks for the thread "Clash of the Titans." Wyvern hadn't been in that thread... what were the coordinators thinking?! As Wyvern plummets back down to Earth, things begin getting a wee bit chaotic. The Dallas Cowboys suddenly run onto the stage in tights and begin doing acrobatics with hulla hoops. A troop of mimes steps onto a platform and starts performing a silent version of "A Streetcar Named Desire." Q-tips are suddenly everywhere. A ripple in time-space causes Maryline Monroe to appear in the present, and she turns towards Zool and sings: "Happy birthday to you... Happy birthday to you... Happy birthday Mr. President Happy birthday to you..." ;-) OOC: Happy birthday Zoolio! Hope you have a great one...
Lady Celes Crusader Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 Carbone, Celes shy female cat, runs away from the room where the "Zool" commotion happens. She heads for her mistress bedroom and jumps on Celes' laps. - "Hey there good girl!", the French Troubadour says while stroking her feline, "Was that raucus that scared you? I'll go see what's going on." Carbone jumps off Celes, letting her mistress to go downtstairs, where she hears the cheerleaders. She blinks at the total confusion and manges to reach over the overgrown Lizard. - "What is going on, Wyvern?" - "Ahhh! Well its a birthday party for Zool" - "Oh, I see. Well, its in proportion with his reputation, that's for sure." OOC: Happy crazy birthday Zool.
Scarlett O'Harpy Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 Harpy's hot-tailed it to the bash with the ambition of a Sprite in a pre-arma power-up. Swaying and tottering under the weight of her make-up and concentrating fervently so's not to fall off her shoes, Scarlett has a quick shufty at the female opposition and spies a purring broad taking her limelight centre stage. Muscling in on the panting Ms Monroe, she elbows the bombshell into a well, makeshift bombshell, actually - slams shut the steel doors, lights the touchpaper and retires. Swiftly tiring of retirement, she hops up and back to the party. Lights are flickering, cheerleaders cheering, a gaggle of Wyvern's floosies are doing the CanCan in honour of the Birthday boy, just because they can, can, and all seems as it should be. Happy Birthday Zoolio, with much love and best wishes from the Red one and the Blue one.
Blondemoon Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 Not much to say besides Happy Birthday Zool! :-)
Peredhil Posted June 28, 2003 Report Posted June 28, 2003 Happy birthday, beloved Elder/Ancient. the man that started me into public writing - whether you'll be praised or cursed for that remains to be seen. Mentor of more excellent writers than I care to count. Your Friend Always, Peredhil
Gyrfalcon Posted June 29, 2003 Report Posted June 29, 2003 Happy Birthday, Zool, I hope you enjoyed it.
Ayshela Posted June 29, 2003 Report Posted June 29, 2003 a blessed merry happy birthday to you, Zool!!!
Tralla Posted June 29, 2003 Report Posted June 29, 2003 gark... I'm late! Sorry Zoolicoo! Hope it was a good one!
The Portrait of Zool Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 LOL! Thanks all - you're the tops! As I reach the big 4-O it begins to dawn on me how lucky I've been to have known you all. It's been a real trip, but then, that's what it's all about. Thanks again!
Gwaihir Posted July 2, 2003 Report Posted July 2, 2003 My congratulations are no less sincere for being late. Happy Birthday
Racouol Posted July 2, 2003 Report Posted July 2, 2003 (edited) Racouol opens the door and shouts out "Happy Birthday!!!" He then places the huge cake he was carrying down onto the table. "You would not believe...." Racouol suddenly noticed that the room was completely empty except for the table, the cake, and himself. "UMM, are you guys playing some sort of joke on me?? I am sorry that I am late but I had a hard time finding the cake" No one answered. Racouol reached into his pocket and pulled out the directions he bought from Wyvern. "Hmm, It said take a right there, and a left here...." "Are you lost??" "Why yes I am, can you...." Racouol turned around to notice an orange striped cat sitting on the table. "Where did you come from??" "What do you mean?" the cat asked as it puts a cigar into its mouth. It lit the cigar then took a few puff before continuing "I live here, anyways where are you going?" "I was going to Zool's big birthday bash but got lost." "Ah, you are in luck. I know exactly where it is." the cat said with a smile. It took the cigar out of its mouth, "I would say that that info would cost you say 200." Racouol quickly fished out the geld and stuffed it into the cats paw. "Ok where is it." The cat simply gave another smile before pointing to the window. Racouol glanced at the window and noticed Zool in the apartment next door. Quickly he grabbed the cake and ran out the door. Racouol opened the door and walked over to the table to set the cake down. "Happy Birthday Zool." OOC: Sorry for being so late. Happy birthday Edited July 2, 2003 by Racouol
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