Damon Inferel Posted June 2, 2003 Report Posted June 2, 2003 A man saw a zombie on the street He gasped in fear and his heart skipped a beat He fell over and died And his beloved Cried Before she saw the zombie's feet Her shoes picked up and started a chase She would be the one to win this race While she took a breather The zombie caught up to meet her The flesh falling off of his face He smiled at her with a sickening grin Signifying the girl could not win She gave him a kick Plus a hit with a brick So conveniently found in a garbage bin The zombie's arm fell off with a disgusting smack The girl noticed the flesh was not very black While the burned arm did look sick It was made of cheap plastic So the girl raised the brick and 'CRACK!' The zombie was nothing but a man in costume Inside the plastic his arm had made room A practical joke Not meant for anger to stoke And soon lead to the undead's doom
Rune Posted June 2, 2003 Report Posted June 2, 2003 hehe, that is so wrong. You had me going! I seriously thought it was really a zombie. Poor zombie man, poor dead guy poor lady with the brick in her hand!
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