The Dance

[Sorciere]

Another silly mood poem, some things seem a little off to me but it all came out so fast hehe

 

My boyfriend took me out one late summer eve

To meet all his friends from his school I believe

He pulled me around with a drink in my hand

While I tried to observe the cute ‘all guy’ band

 

He said “This is Jake and here’s Bob and there’s Will

There’s Andy and Randy and oh look there’s Phil!”

My head started buzzing with names of his mates

And I wondered what mine was as I started to shake

 

I shook hands with Phil and got kissed by Andy

Felt up by Jake and ignored by Randy

This party was not what I thought it would be

I just wanted out, but no exit could see

 

Will said “let’s dance” and took me away

After spinning for ages my feet turned to clay

I stepped on his foot and started to worry

My fears confirmed when he left in a hurry

 

I looked at my boyfriend for some sort of aid

He waved as he chatted with his Ex girlfriend Jade

I headed for him and his little meeting

But then someone pushed me and I fell into seating

 

As I sat there with legs splayed and skirt on my chest

I looked up to God crying “Some sort of Test!?”

I recovered my skirt and my dignity too

Apart from the fact that I lost the one shoe

 

I stared at my boyfriend, willing him dead

I’d already killed him four times in my head

I located my shoe and turned for the door

I was leaving right now and that was for sure!

 

As I made it outside, my boyfriend yelled “Hey!

Where are you going? You don’t want to stay?”

“You can keep all your buddys and ex’s my dear

I’ve had all I’m taking for this b y year!”

Edited May 27, 2003 by Sorciere

[Parmenion]

Rofllmao!!!!!

 

I just had to read that again and again! It is soooo easy to read and funny to boot!

 

Another little stroke of genius