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The wooden kangaroo jumps up and hits someone's face

The small orange cat destroys some lace.

An anthro wolf goes flying by

Riding a tuna across the sky.

A little green haired man counts down from 5

With a squeak and a pop, he is no longer alive.

A pink kitty says mew

And downs a bottle of mountain dew.

The green trenchcoated neko boy

is annoying coy.

 

What's the difference between thieves & crooks?

I don't know, look it up in those books.

 

A half a hole

decides to eat a mole,

but then it folds

in two and implodes.

 

 

Why this poem is so random

I cannot fathom.

 

A communist smurf looks like Karl Marx

Nearby a tree barks

And the dog leaves

Watch out for those bees!

 

It's time for the end

here's to you, my friend

A round of drinks for all!

Now excuse me while I pass out in the hall.

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