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Welcome

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Why have you called me?

If I wanted to talk to you

I would have picked up the phone.

If you want to leave a message,

which I won't listen to either,

then leave a message.

Otherwise hang up

and don't call me again.

 

Are you still there?

Did you not understand me?

What part of that

did not get through to you?

Are you simple or something?

I'm amazed you can operate the phone at all.

 

Look.

I'm beginning to lose my patience.

Go away! Don't bother me.

I don't want to speak to you.

I don't want you to speak to me.

 

No, really, I don't want to...

I haven't the time.

Seriously. I'm very busy.

I've a lot to do at the moment.

 

You again?

You just don't give up, do you?

OK. But just for a minute.

I can only spare a minute.

 

Really?

Is that so?

Wow. I'm really glad you told me that.

No, really. It means a lot to me.

I'm glad you took the time to come over.

When can we get together again?

Next Tuesday? Great.

See you then.

Bye.

Posted

Laughs out loud

 

What a great twist ending!

 

I've had days where I wish I could say some of those things on the phone.

 

but I just can't be that Rude. ;)

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