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This is not how I usually write as anyone who knows me will attest, but I am in a silly mood tonight. For a first post, it's probably not a wise choice, but everyone has to start somewhere :D

 

The wheels move round slowly

And the challenges start

As I walk around Safeway

With a small shopping cart

 

I head for the carrots

It heads for the beans

I submit to it’s will

Tonight we’ll have greens

 

I see an old woman

Browsing the deals

I turn to avoid her

The cart hits her heels

 

I cringe and say sorry

And leave her to wail

My cart heads for beanstacks

Half price on sale

 

Tins all around me

I scurry away

Leaving the cart there

No shopping today

Posted

oh, i LOVE it! Don't you hate it when shopping carts have a mind of their own? Those rattle-rattle-rattling loose wheels are enough to drive a person to homicidal aisle-rage, never mind getting back onto the road.

 

Thank you for a much needed smile. :)

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*Laughs* I'm rather good at steering the accursed carts... But I absolutely hate the ones with stuck wheels, that always list off to one side. The infernal things are more trouble than they're worth...

 

Thanks for an early morning/late night laugh!

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