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OOC: This is a song that I and two friends wrote Friday night, hoping to sing it on the radio Saturday night. Well, we managed to get about thirty seconds worth, seeing as that was all we had rehersed and none of us could move from the first verse to the chorus. Salinye, who was listening via webcast at the time, missed the first part of this performance. So Sal, this one's for you.

 

Vocals: Me and Scott

Guitar: Halen

Squeezebox: Scott

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Ever since I left her

I'm sleeping in dumpsters

She had the money, but I got the crabs-

And I just wasn't enoo-ugh

For her to loo-oove

Now she's picking up my friends, and I'm picking scabs

 

Chorus:

Now she's gone, and I'm alone

No water, no power, no telephone

Don't even have a place to call home

Yeah, she killed two birds with one scone

 

My friends said things would look up

And I could get mad hook-ups

If I'd become a gigolo

But they were lieing posers

Generic Yo Boy hosers

And all I got was a trucker who wanted to go(Note that this line has been made PG-13 for posting purposes.)

 

Chorus

 

They got me feeling down

Those mouth-breathing Icer clowns

I got some better friends instead

And I went all punk rocker

On the jokers wearing dockers

I pierced my ears and shaved my head

 

Chorus

 

Now I sell blood for money

And God, I think it's funny

When I look back on where I've been

I used to be a dumb sap

Who always shopped at the Gap

I won't be going there again

 

Chorus

 

Yeah, all of this is true

I used to be GQ

I used to shop at Babbages

Now all I've got in stock

Is old-school hardcore punk rock

And a TPB of Hopeless Savages

 

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If this song has offended,

Think but this and all is mended,

That the men who wrote this thing,

Cannot play and cannot sing.

 

Seriously, it's punk. Old school, hardcore punk, just like the song says. Sorry, really, I am, if anyone found this offensive.

Posted

*laughs long and hard*

 

Thanks Finnius, dear. I can't wait to hear it next time. :0)

 

BTW, I can be bribed for pics from the radio station web cam. /snicker

 

~Salinye :butterfly:

Posted

Gasps

 

Why, Sal, you know that I'm not ashamed of the Dead Elvis! Just the two guys doing it with me... kidding.

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