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You're gonna have to earn it all over again, DE. All weenies were granted amnesty at the move to the new board.

 

Actually though, I have an even more treacherous, more evil, more heinous idea for the next roll call that far transcends mere rebellion... no, wait - I already did that - perhaps I should... NO! I'm not gonna say it. :P

 

Ah well, perhaps your Evilness has a better idea. ;)

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Wyvern races into the Cabaret Room as soon as he hears news of Doctor Evil's arrival, quickly whipping out a number of evil scheme papers from his pockets in the hopes that he might be able to exchange a few of them with the Doctor... The overgrown lizard is about to swiftly greet Doctor Evil when suddenly, out of nowhere, an unmanned car zooms into the room. The car, which is a humming Chevrolet Buggy™ to be exact, barges recklessly through the large halls and runs Wyvern over, finally screeching to a stop in front of Doctor Evil. The high tech sunroof of the seemingly simplistic car opens automatically to reveal several exotic accessories within, including a vending machine, an anti-politeness air freshener, and a super computer. The screen of the huge computer immediatly turns on once the car has reached a complete halt, and a soothing voice is emitted from it towards Doctor Evil:

 

"Humbug #2738, successfully arrived upon your request, Doctor. The time is currently 2:40:08 P.M, the music currently being played is Depeche Mode. I also might add that the Doctor looks particularly evil and sinister this fine day."

 

Doctor Evil blushes briefly at the compliment, having completely forgotten he had one of those nifty high tech spy cars that zooms over as soon as you call it by name. Shrugging to himself and taking out a bottle of fine spirits (*cough*topicoftheweek*cough*) from the dastardly red glove compartment, the Doctor decides to make the best of the situation and has a swig or two...

 

;-)

 

OOC: Welcome back, Doc Evil! Great to have you with us. :)

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Spying the return of the infamous Doctor Evil, Brute lumbers over and produces a jug of his most evil concoction of booze. "Would you care for a drink, yer Evilness?" Brute asks with a grin.

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Hail, original Doctor Evil!

 

(Dr. Tzimfemmestien vacates the "The Doctor is IN" booth with undue haste as Tzimfemme starts ticking points off on her fingers.)

 

The art of the essay has been long quiet while you were away. Debates have not at all emerged. Politeness has run rampant. (Tzimfemme sidesteps the Doctor's glare.) I assure you that last isn't my fault. . . .Oh yeah, Archmage dropped totally into history.

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Greetings Doctor!!

 

I was wondering if you'd post here after I saw you appear and disappear quickly from IRC.

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Check out the oldest post in the Library, Doctor Evil's Guides to...

 

Wonderfully fun reads, even if you never played Archmage.

 

One of our ex-Loremasters, Jechum Newby, used the Doctor's Guides when he started playing. The next reset, he was an Ambassidor for the Pacifists?

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