AshtonBlades Posted March 13, 2003 Author Report Posted March 13, 2003 (edited) That's the stuff right there! *Gives Falcon2001 a Golden Mike Award* Good stuff, man! Edited March 13, 2003 by AshtonBlades
Peredhil Posted March 13, 2003 Report Posted March 13, 2003 Peredhil notes as an aside reply to Falcon (good job by the way (*hugs*)) that he thought in a written-freestyle thread like this, that spending longer than 5 seconds on a line, and an overall 5 minutes on a post was cheating. But then, I'm the first to admit I'm not a hep cat on the culture rap.
Jareena Faye Posted March 13, 2003 Report Posted March 13, 2003 In that case, I cheated too. But that's all I got, so please, continue.
AshtonBlades Posted March 13, 2003 Author Report Posted March 13, 2003 I never thought I'd ever find rappers galore, On this place they call "The Pen is Mightier than the Sword." Dudes just rhyming everywhere, Just rapping and battling around without a care, Yo, BladeMan started this stuff out, Then came Alaeha and Wyvern, they know what it's about, Peredhil is the way to go, Unless you choose whynotsin, and you go with his flow, The Death of Rats is at the top of his pack, If you don't like him, you don't know jack, Then I come again to play, Then comes Falcon, followed by Jareena Faye, You can't hold us know, couldn't hold us then, You better watch your back, down here at the Pen!
Vincent Silver Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 *Cracks knuckles and trys to act like he knows what he is doing* Alright yo, I first say this and thought I couldn't do it Thought my rhymes wouldn't push it But I took some time Read some rhymes And now I'm going to try Now I'm throwing stuff off my head If I mess it up, sue me, I'm dead All your rap skillz are up to par Your skill and talent goes far But I'm going to try my hand Hopefully I don't sound like a ham Toss on the word to make a killer rhyme Trying to do this stuff in real quick time Rearrange I'm deranged My opinions on rap have changed I'm singing fast Getting good at last But now I'm rapping with an all star class We got people spewing rhymes back and forth And all of them got mad worth Well I'm out of time And out of rhymes So I'm going to end this with this line PEACE!!! (DJ SILVER IN DA HISOUSE!!)
whynotsin Posted March 14, 2003 Report Posted March 14, 2003 All we do is rhyme Let that drive those Who up and got left behind To get their minds on a pure thing, Don’t forget your dealing with the Pen No blade could destroy the house built by words No FOO could harm the best So spite the rhyme Say something like jive turkey Maybe a little hommie G Cuz that’s what we need, Just spite the verse like it don’t matter Cuz that’s what we need, My man Vincent, my dog AB And the grand master P Standing in quiet peace Shelling the word that’s what we need Not to shell some city, Switching over to my political vibe Don’t get mad cuz I got my views Don’t bitch about my friends in France We’re all entitled to our views, So just flow pick up a mic and Rap Get it out no matter if there is no reason to your rhyme but a rant. (Whynasin stands beside P and say’s “ think that was ok? It was a bit random.)
AshtonBlades Posted March 15, 2003 Author Report Posted March 15, 2003 NOTE: This is to no one impaticular. OH NO! I'm back again, Here to start it up after whynotsin, Yo, AshtonBlades is back, I do it so tight I make a white man turn black, Yo rap is wack, you won't get any slack, Just go away and start to sniff yo crack, jack, I beat you down like the WWE, 'Cause you must be crazy, to challenge me, You can't take it, you can't cope, Go away, I'll make you just lose all hope, Yo, I got to get out of here, Before I lose it, and then start to jeer.
time ends Posted March 28, 2003 Report Posted March 28, 2003 *slowly, and meakly stands up. puts popcorn on the ground walks to the mike.* was that a free style off the top of you're head? if it was then you crap is soundin dead. dont mess around, get caught by the feds if ya cant take the new guys beats.. go to bed make some noise, play with toys currupt the minds of little girls and boys ashtonblades stuff is ruff but he's a little baby talkin tuff. time ends be lookin buff think you had e-nuff or do you still want to bluff. yes ashton i was "droning" on you, putting you down, dissing your free style... you get the point. also my stuff might sound like eminem... but its all my idea's. eminem is my idol... so my freestyle might include what he talks about.
Seii Posted March 29, 2003 Report Posted March 29, 2003 Step to da mike, do I got the skill? Heard there was some rhyming so I came to pay da bill Just a-steppin' and a-writin' in a mad quicktime Some'll give their two cents but I prefer to give a dime I ain't no rapper 'cause da words they don't come fast Though I gots ta tell you doing this is a dang big blast Just checkin' out the others makes me feel so very fine 'cause it's lookin' like we all could use some trainin' on our lines We be thankful that we don't gotta use this on a crowd I'm a-tellin' you the results wouldn't make us very proud Hey we havin' lotsa fun and dats all we lookin' fo But dats da end of MY rhymin' - peace out yo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ That's a LOT harder than it looks.
time ends Posted April 3, 2003 Report Posted April 3, 2003 da rule in school is dont act a fool you'll find your self drownin in a swimmin pool cause when you f*** with me your gonna need a m.d cause im an emcee who's care free chase you up a tree listen to ya plea one, two, three there goes another ref-u-gee i dont give a f*** cause ima VIP land of the free under lock and key washington D.C chorus: when you see me in yo neighborhood its understood you dont come outside you better hide, cause i'll knock you tongue tied and cross eyed leave you bleedin on the road side and im comin to this place like a landslide. yeah my rap is like dynamite day and night f*** your civil life im ready to fight 200 degrees farenhieght and all im seein is black and white dats right chorus:
The Big Pointy One Posted April 3, 2003 Report Posted April 3, 2003 (edited) ~Ahem~ After all arrogance Ashton's back blurting blunderous beats can't cope concentration creativity down done doing diddily everyone's energy escalates fervently firing funny freestyles gift of gab giving grace gone hurried harmonies hating hurting integrity intelligence inspiring jokers jesting jovially karate kids kicking lofty losers' love of live lyrics music mumbled mercifully mowing new neurotic noobalicious original oral orangutans? Peredhil, please proceed quirky quandaries quickly rolling respect 'round the room Seii, see suspect survival Time Ends totals truth trickily Unequally Under, uniquely up Vincent Sliver virtually victorious Whynotsin wasting words, what? Watch me... Xerox, xylaphone, x-rays xenon Yo, y'all yonder, yearly Zebras zapping... zzz.... (I'm tired, fell asleep.) Heh, not nearly as good as when Blackalicious did it, but fun nonetheless! (Edit: I shout out a friendly challenge to everyone/anyone to try and do better than I did, which shouldn't be too hard! ) Edited April 3, 2003 by The Big Pointy One
AshtonBlades Posted April 3, 2003 Author Report Posted April 3, 2003 *slowly, and meakly stands up. puts popcorn on the ground walks to the mike.* was that a free style off the top of you're head? if it was then you crap is soundin dead. dont mess around, get caught by the feds if ya cant take the new guys beats.. go to bed make some noise, play with toys currupt the minds of little girls and boys ashtonblades stuff is ruff but he's a little baby talkin tuff. time ends be lookin buff think you had e-nuff or do you still want to bluff. yes ashton i was "droning" on you, putting you down, dissing your free style... you get the point. also my stuff might sound like eminem... but its all my idea's. eminem is my idol... so my freestyle might include what he talks about. *Walks menacingly up to the stage and snatches the mike from The Big Pointy One. He tightens his du-rag and points to time ends in it audience* Yo, you spit all wildly, like you blind, Just an embarassment to all of the rappin' kind, Eminem don't like you, he'll just fire you, If your daddy was a label even he wouldn't hire you, Time ends? is that yo' name, Go back into your abyss with shame, You're not different, yo' rhymes sound the same, With your written lyrics yo you can't stay in the game, Fo' shame, you ain't go nobody else to blame, Just try to tame aman, that can't be tamed. *shoves mike in time ends hands, and sits back down in the audience*
Wyvern Posted April 4, 2003 Report Posted April 4, 2003 I'm currently out of inspiration for new freestyles, but thought that as long as we were on the subject I might share a few of my favorite battle punchlines from other rappers... I'm sure I'm going to forget some essential ones, but here are a few that immediatly come to mind: "Just because I stand over you doesn't mean you understand me." - Qwel, "Cliche'" "You're fly like crippled ostriches, I scare heads underground!" - Qwel, "Cliche'" "I rap tight, like Seran" - Vast Aire, "Attention Span" "My verses are so dope they should come with two syringes." - J.U.I.C.E, "Freestyle or Written" "You couldn't reach the top if it were in a bad game of Tetris." - J.U.I.C.E, "Wake up Show Freestyle vs. Supernatural" And, though they don't really count as "battling" punchlines: "This is more ironic than getting f**ked over by Virgin Records." - LoDeck, "Rude" "They say a picture's worth a million words... Well, I beg a thousand pardons for each word I've used for personal gains But the letters that float through my head to mold my sentences Could never be contained by your simple picture frames!" -Slug, "Tears for the Sheep" Like I said, these are only a few... Vakill, Rise, and C-Rayz-Walz have some great ones as well... Having said this, Wyvern applauds the many freestylers and plays the role of the backbeat...
The Big Pointy One Posted April 4, 2003 Report Posted April 4, 2003 *Stick nimbly plucks the mic before Time ends can even grab it, an evil grin on his face* Hold up Ashton Blades, you're getting dull Your battle lyrics are beginning to lull the audience, they're all falling asleep all the weaker peeps are beginning to weep Woah, woah, woah, before you beging to curse Spit at me, your slam-down hip-hop verse Let me ask this question, this query When did this turn into the battle theory A royal rumble of the audible type Getting into all the gangster hype Rousing all the crowd into shouts of anger it's like the robot "Will Robinson, Danger!" Naw naw, that ish is wack, weird and lame Quoting old sci-fi, that just ain't my game I'm more of a creative man, a poet if you will hard to understand, but it gives me that thrill The beauty of the art, you just can't compare But feel free, slam it right back, if ever you dare! But remember these words, stick them in your head Everyone who steps up to the mic winds up dead 'cuz they can't comprehend my mental attack each word sends you farther a step back Yeah, Ashton Blade's gettin' dull, better stop bashing him in the skull Ha, isn't that such a nasty trick? to hit him with the BigPointyStick. (Mr.Bunny): "..."
Pestilence Posted April 5, 2003 Report Posted April 5, 2003 (edited) ok im bored so i jump in.. BTW I SUCK! (and im only good if i battle so sumeone battle me) and im jk about everything i say (in noone in particular.. Im lookin for battle!) yoyoyoyoyoyo (haha) Hey.. guys im sorry to interrupt But i cant stand hear another lyric that sucks.. Ill flame u all so quickly u wont knowwat happened Afterwards ill play etch and sketch with ur ashes So bow down to the next champ over here... retaliate and lose or lend an ear Go ahead all and try to come back All i will do is spit out what u lack Seriously, Im kinda crazy a lil zany I might cause people to say J's got a gun but my name aint Janie(i went offbeat like soo bad there) I friggin specialize in making u become a fossil Ull be dead before u even hear a rustle Man, il even tuck u to bed... Cept in this resting place...ull be six feet deep and full of lead..... (Ok .. Sumeone reply in battle..coz i cant start battles good ) Edited April 5, 2003 by Pestilence
The Big Pointy One Posted April 5, 2003 Report Posted April 5, 2003 I'm on a roll lately, so I'll oblige... ~Ahem~ Yo, alright, we've got a newcomer With rhymes hotter than summer Pestilence is so dope, he fills everyone with fear Ha! That's so funny, I almost shed some tears You'll flame me so quickly? Naw, I'll drop you sickly I'll douse you with a bucket of water 'Cause compared to me, there's none hotter Like seriously, are you joking? Stepping up to the mic and croaking Like some sort of elementary frog Ribbit ribbit woof, no wait, that's a dog Kinda like your girl (Who I gave a l'il whirl) Oh, no no no, just joking, that ish has gone too far This is a battle freestyle, but I'm not gonna scar You for life, Just a little scratch Back off, you're no match For me, the BigPointyStick My rhymes are just way too slick. My beat is just way too quick. And I'll leave you way too sick. Heaving on the floor, retching Can't handle more, I'm betting So go ahead and take the mic from me Let's see what you got, let's see... (Just as you said, nothin' personal ^.^ Just a bunch of entertainment-value ego-flaring)
Pestilence Posted April 5, 2003 Report Posted April 5, 2003 Ahah.. lets go (found a sparring member yay) (i cant meter or whatever) Check it Check it my flows can be somewhat influential I just need the right motivation to unleash my potential I might burn u up and make u edible Bashing ur rep is like collateral damage its not intendable Ill place u in a choke hold with my lyrical tendacle.. And make u surrender coz me winning is inevitable Man i dont mean to disrespect... But when i get serious.. u mind as well give urself a hole in the neck Coz i spit flames no matter the opposition Its seems i must beg for better competition(Wyvern..grr!) U got talent.. but i dont think u got me.... Be gone.. b4 i stop taking u lightly.... Im only usin a lil bit of my lyric stash on u It should show u how lil i need to to overpower u (hehe.. i just get nastay on the mic.. no harm intended br0) u are actually goodd
The Big Pointy One Posted April 5, 2003 Report Posted April 5, 2003 (S'all good, I'm all for gettin' into it ) I'm back for more, can you handle this ish? You'll be on the floor, can you beat me? You wish. you say your words have influence? Naw, they lack any common sense You spit flames, what like exhaust? you're exhausted, about to get tossed You want to eat me? Be my guest, Everyone wants a piece of the best Talkin' bout the lyrical tentacle-rape It's you who's entangled; can't escape When I start to spin you're already done Seriously it's all over for you better run When I pick up my pace I'll be all in your face If you want the competition, I'll step it up a notch my words sting more than a shot to the crotch! Oooh, that's dirty, how rude of me Just trying to warn you, you see If you want to drag in the Wyvmettic You'll be seriously beat, I bet it The Wyv-man will serve you like yesterday's dinner Cold leftovers that's all you are, Me, I'm the winner! Ha, how lame is that my silly little verse? Step up again, and I'll prolly do worse. Peace!
Pestilence Posted April 5, 2003 Report Posted April 5, 2003 The outcome of this battle needs no repeating Im hotter than ur mom's house with no air conditioning Man.. plz do me a favor step aside Im not feeling your presence or your vibe So bring it..and ill behead u with a sickle And tell ur gf to give attention to the pickle for a nickle And continue to spout those pointless flames Coz im sorta gettin tired of these petty games Ive just begun my lyrical attack.... Afterwards, ill have u fiendin like a person has a fix on crack I look at ur verse and good lines are very scarce I got more heat thanu do even if u were made in pairs
The Big Pointy One Posted April 6, 2003 Report Posted April 6, 2003 Alright, here comes my last series of lines 'cuz Pestilence, you're wasting my time You think you're hotter than me on the mic? Seems to me you've been blinded by the light Or maybe you're just light in the head My presence on the stage fills you with dread I'm cooler than the ice beneath the floes And hotter than the slime between your toes Yeah, that's gross, a disgusting comparison But what can I say, I don't feel like sparing you son So what was that about my girlfriend and a pickle? If I had one, she'd give you less thanthat nickle 'Cause that's about all that you're worth, five cents Steppin' up to me, issuing the challenge- that's dense! Your attack is losing momentum like a train without wheels I'm staying strong like a knight armed with an array of steels Can you dodge my rhyming sword? Yeah, and my shield is my word To deflect all your silly little lines and verses Your pathetic little rhymes and curses Why don't you just take the back seat and enjoy the lingering taste of defeat! (I think I got a bit harsh in this one, take no offense, as it was not serious ^.^)
Wyvern Posted April 6, 2003 Report Posted April 6, 2003 Yo, Stick says this and Stick says that But Stick should stay away from them battle raps Unless you want a sticky situation to deal with No hesitation, I'll make your corny lines squeal quick You'd better not stick around, otherwise I'mma stick you With these vicious battle lines that'll hurt you and prick you Better run away now, lest ya wanna get stuck with a name That's sticky like glue, intense the way it came Yeah, this is a stick-up... so through your hands in the air Before I stick this verse into your brain and twist up in there Wanna challenge me? Yo, the only thing big and pointy Is what I'm offering your girl... she's accepting, your straight corny! And sticks vs. swords in battle raps ain't a fair fight So I'm abandonnin you now, go find someone better to bite. Peace!
The Big Pointy One Posted April 7, 2003 Report Posted April 7, 2003 Woah, woah, woah, just hold up a second Wyvern's steppin' up, for a battle I reckon? Alright, that's fine I'm up for that, If you can handle this battle rap But you said you're already abandoning me Seems more like you're running from me Retreating into the woods 'Cause I've got the goods but I'll let you in on a little secret of mine Like the trees I'll sting you like pine With my needles of verse and rhyme Sticks vs swords, the advantage is mine This stick comes from the mightiest tree watch out when the words come free Yo Wyv, I can see your scales, their beneath your tail as you're running away, I laugh as you fail I'll leave you blinded and reading brail But no, seriously I'll give you some respect It took some guts to step against me, I'll bet And you've got some nice rhythm and some decent beats You just have to remember who it is that rules these streets More importantly the stage and the crowd They're sucking it up, cheering so loud 'Cause the love this stuff, my battle raps My fierce responce and quick comebacks But I'll toss the mic back before my head flies off Even I get so arrogant that I have to stop.
Wyvern Posted April 7, 2003 Report Posted April 7, 2003 Yeah, you have to stop! That's the bottom line! Think you're heads gonna fly off? It's already on Cloud Nine Dreaming of a chance to come close to my wit and class But better back up cus I'm bout to bring the damage fast Yo, better watch out for those woods... that place has poison ivy Like the venom in this verse, it'll kill you through torture, try me! The only thing your damaging with your verses is your own career As an M.C, though there was really never one there to begin with! Yeah, cus I'm just getting started with the vicious lines It's high time I broke your ego, taught you how to rhyme If you want an audience to rap to, a mirror's over there But better watch out... your reflection'll leave it impaired Try to size up against this verse and you'll end up 6 feet under I got my lucky Rabbit's foot, it's Mr. Bunny's, you just blunder! Trying to come up with something clever but matching the wits of Dubya Bush Can't front on this assualt, I'll leave you gooey like mush So next time the Big Pointy Stick from the tree That's withered and dying without no ceremony Wants to battle the mighty Wyvmettic He may have to rethink his style... cus it's pathetic! (once again, no offense, tis all in the good fun of battling! ;p Bleh, that "never really one there" line didn't fit at all... ;p)
The Big Pointy One Posted April 7, 2003 Report Posted April 7, 2003 (Ah, but of course, this is *really* fun... kinda like beating one of those dudes in a padded suit... and giving me a chance to flare my ego at the same time! ) Alright Wyvmettic, enough's enough I can handle your words, they're not tough I mean, your lines, they lack merit or value I'd be insulted, if I wasn't amused, I tell you But when you go rappin' illness about the Mr.B The location of your body's gonna be a mystery Mr.Bunny's my main man, he flips the beat As a team, we're impossible to defeat You cross the bunny-man's path and you're sure to fail It's like monopoly; do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars go directly to jail! Naw, it's more like sorry! 'cause you'll be on your knees Begging for mercy "Oh please don't hurt me, please sir, please!" Or maybe it's like crib, what the hell double-skunked, that'd explain the smell that wafts up as you hitch your skirt and hit the dirt leave a dust trail as sure as you fail running and retreating, me and Mr.B be cheatin' Kinda like the Warp Zone in Mario 1 Pass through the crap and then we're done You'd be the king koopa 'cause you think you're supa fly, worked into a stupor You don't realise it's game over as we cross the bridge, "Whoops sorry the princess is in another castle." Mine! (Alright, this one wasn't that good )
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