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The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

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Posted

I click - they move,

Servants of my every whim,

Harevst wood or mine gold,

It's all the same to me-

I need them both: to train,

The greatest of all armies!

 

But you...

You just plain suck.

An archer or two,

Coupled with a demon.

I could ravage you myself,

Pillage through your town,

And you'd have no hope-

 

I'd take your gold,

Kill all your men.

It doesn't help-

When you just stay,

Get your eyes clawed out,

By vicious ghouls, or militia.

 

Luckily...

Our opponents are even worse.

Posted (edited)

Lol. I am not the best in the world at the game, but I share your frustration at the players who are so bad they get killed about 5 minutes in and you are left all alone to face a hoard of creatures and.. and... ~pant, pant~ I'm OK. Lol.

Edited by Archaneus
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