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Posted

Freestyling words bubble like buboes from my neck

but yo yo yo I'm just to Polite to say things worse than heck

I'm a rappin' bard with a literary tool

a Polite half-elf that ain't no fool

Like the man in Pocohontas I'm alikin' gruel

crosses his arms kinda goofy

I'm a Penster menacer and a poetic jewel.

 

Yeah. Word up.

 

I'm a spamming anti-spamming literary critic

My ever-so-nice posts can be quite acidic

I'm an RPing poetically writing poster

I keep a warm red Mountain Dew on my coaster

I can't hip-hop, rhyme, rap but I'm a boaster

puts his face far too close to the camera

I like English Muffins slightly burnt in my toaster!

 

Yo. Word down. and around. quite profound.

 

nonterminating decimals numbered red and green us

pronouncing polyonymous NPCs with lisping lenis

Languets thrusting through teeth sounding out Pen

the Langue indeterminant from Keep to Den

Are we writing works, playing games, meeting with a friend

turns his baseball cap backward, 'Salvation Army tag' covers one eye.

Do we dig with a shovel or hoe, PM with a send?

 

Lighthearted fustian mellifluous babble!

Posted

Wyvern nods his head to rhythm as Peredhil initiates tha cipha, deciding to to pick up a mic and kick it a bit himself:

 

Why run? You think the Pen's a Myth?

Better take a step Black

Night Shades the sky in dark Cerulean

When Big Pointy Sticks attack

Tassling with Nobody?

Best think before ya react

Silver Blades all in the Gyr

Where the Falcon is trapped

2001 Dark Clouds

Plus no turning back

Lumps over proletariats

Or lawns still intact

Can id be a fantasy

When Flame Shifts the track?

Naw, Kin clunks the Rival

Singin' way in the back

Trallallalla... the tune

That Sign(e)s the wack

Crusaders like Celes

They gonna cut'em some slack

And remember: school is Zool

So don't Rune ya education

And Dope da hommie's cool

Like an iceberg federation

 

PEACE!

 

(Not really a freestyle, but eh... whatever...)

Posted

whoa, peredhil, i like i like. didnt know you had that kind of potential :)

 

wyv. what can i say.... great job using people's names from the pen, very creative.

 

i cant add my 2 cents tonight, i have a lot of work but expect a relpy in the near future

Posted (edited)

so much for that im back on the track

i've decided to spill my rap while i slack

here we go again not giving a dollar or a ten

just adding my 2 cents in presence of all from the pen

Peredhil started off and his flow was off the chain

Wyv kept it goin now i've got to maintain

this rhyming mentality that we've all come to love

lets all get along no need to push and shove

this psychobabble-ness i cant resist

dont get me started you dont want this to pursist

if you get me in the mood to contend just stop

"X" do not pass, if you do, criss cross

all confused you become, im the one

and only, thats plainly the case we're faced with solely

because Dope is like "whatever" and my eyes are rolly :rolleyes:

unitl next time when we meet again

dont forget to bush your teeth and the hair on your head

look there's a rubberchicken :rubberchicken: or maybe it's a hen :unsure:

please excuse the invisible ink that came out of my pen

Edited by DoPeY
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