Vincent Silver Posted February 9, 2003 Report Posted February 9, 2003 I wrote this in a really boring art I class one day,think a System of a Down song *deep breath*: Jesus is in your DVD player Open the tray and let him out Please don't be a hater Open the tray and help him out JESUS JESUS IS IS IN IN THE THE D V D PLAAAAYER! Jesus loves you,and I do too But let him out of there What are you going to do Being in there,he probly can't bear OH! JESUS JESUS IS IS IN IN THE THE D V D PLAAAAYER! What yall think
Deadly Nightshade Posted February 9, 2003 Report Posted February 9, 2003 I just hope no one really holy reads it
Tasslehoff Posted February 9, 2003 Report Posted February 9, 2003 Grabbing a small stool to stand on, the kender reaches up and press' the power on his DVD player.. After thinking about Silver's song for just a second longer, the kender winces and press' the open button and the proceeds to fall off as the tray smacks him in the forehead, sending him to ground.. After scurrying back a bit, the kender waits patiently, for Jesus to come from within the DvD player.. After a second or two of nothing, the kender sighs, hops back on the stool, places : The Fast and The Furious in the DvD player, press' play, grabs some popcorn and sits down to watch the most awesomest movie OOC: Very Funny
Vincent Silver Posted February 9, 2003 Author Report Posted February 9, 2003 The many good things that come out of boredom....
Rune Posted February 15, 2003 Report Posted February 15, 2003 oh my goodness *pulls a peredhil and chortles* I thought it was rather funny. Granted im not religious and that could be why. For some reason I just imaged this poor image of jesus with his face all smushed against the dvd player glass part. But I digress, Funny song Vince Thanks for sharing.
Archaneus Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 I like this a lot, but I always have liked things that make fun of god. Hehe. Very funny.
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