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...was talking to ppls in irc chat some time back... and suddenly had an a-pehinia...epfhnia... aephiny... um... a moment of clarity... anyways...

 

finally thought up an explaination for the the statement: life is an orange... heard it said in a movie: can't remember which, but Robert Downey Jr. didn't have the answer either.

 

life is an orange: it's circular, sour, sweet,(bittersweet) and kinda messy... :)

 

 

revery

the dreamlost

"yes we have no bananas..."(Frank Silver and Irving Cohn)

the dream continues...

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Life is like a burrito.

 

I'm not sure exactly how, but it is. Chipotle wouldn't be able to make such delicious burritos if they weren't somehow related to the meaning of life.

 

Crap. Now I'm hungry.

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Life is like a potted rose. slips sideways as he pictures a drunken rose but refocuses quickly.

 

ahem. anyway.

 

If you look down, you see crap. If you look down with perception, you see fertilizer. If you look beyond the surface, you see the network of roots and memories which lead you up.

 

To the stiff thorny selfprotective support.

 

If one risks a crick in the neck, you see the delicate petals opening and greeting the sun.

 

Peredhil starts snorting as his repressed laughter burst out.

Sorry, that was just SO pretentious. :D

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Life is like another person who you don't like;

You use it for as long as you need it,

Get whatever you can out of it,

Bitch and moan about it,

But in the end, it comes back, and bites you in the arse.

 

Or you beat it to a bloody pulp, and forget about the rest.

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