Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Report Posted January 30, 2003 Rezure Page Posts: 6 (9/3/01 6:58:57 pm) Reply Terran Biology -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *ahem* It has come to my attention that the mages of Terra have really little to no knowledge of the creatures they command. Therefore, I have taken it upon myself to scour the internet for various tidbits of information on all terra's creatures, great and small. If it goes well, maybe I'll take requests... Alright, so your first instalment is on the ubiquitous yet obscure Hell Hound - taken directly from the American Kennel Club page on the breed - www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/hellhnd.cfm (or go to www.akc.org choose"By Name" from the breeds menu at the top, and then browse the alphabetical listing for Hellhound). HELL HOUND Hound Group Breed Standard General Appearance The Hell Hound, one of the oldest recorded dog breeds, is a strong, agile, well muscled animal, menacing, yet perky and full of life. The dog is longer than it is tall and has a proud and distinguished carriage. The head is not broad and yet not narrow. The ears are low-set, and the eyes are diamond shaped, preferably red colored. The coat is full and the skin is somewhat loose, while being quite hot and fiery to the touch. The Hell Hound is especially characterized by an long otter tail with a burning patch at the tip Did you know? The first Hell Hound club was founded on May 3, 1894 by the German Captain Georg von Kerlegger, and was known as the Verein fur Teufelhunde (TV) The National Hellhound Club was founded in 1901 in New Delft, NY, a town which tragically burnt down in 1908 during a Hell Hound enthusiasts convention. So you want to own a Hell Hound? The Hell Hound is known the world over for its amazing abilities as guard and attack dog. If security is your number one priority, the Hell Hound may be your best bet. The Hell Hound is not for everyone. If you live in an apartment or a town setting, for example, the Hell Hound is not a viable option, as it must be kept outdoors at all times as pertaining to the US Fire Hazard Code. Companionship offered by the Hell Hound is minimal and it does not take well to leashes - which is ideal for people with busy lifestyles. Height & Weight The desired hight for dogs is 28 to 30 in; for bitches 27 to 29 in. The Hellhound is longer than tall, with the preferred proportions being 27 to 22.3 (the length is measured from the point of the prosternum or breastbone to the rear edge of the pelvis, the ischial tuberosity). The weight is 70-90 pounds for both dogs and bitches. Head The Hell Hound's head must appear poised, distinguished, yet sufficiently evil and the expression aggressive, yet composed. Eyes of medium size, lozenge shaped. The fiery orange color is preferred, although anywhere from yellow through red to dark brown is acceptable. Ears are low set yet not droopy, glowing and with a blaze emanating from them. A dog with charred, extinguished or non-existent ears must be disqualified. The nose must be black, and the jaws must have a slight overbite. Teeth - must appear vicious, and no fewer than 38 in number. White color is preferred, though blood-drenched is also appropriate. Body and Legs Body - abdomen is firmly held and not paunchy. Back straight, full count of ribs. Legs - any amount other than four is undesirable. Claws sharp, metallic and smeared with tabasco sauce-like poison. Tail - the tail is long and tapering, neither bushy nor ringed. The most important characteristic of the tail is that it is naturally "flambe". Any dogs which do not meet this requirement must be disqualfied. Color The colors are and tan, liver, tan, brown, gray and red. Any Hell Hound that has any part singed black must be disqualifeid as must all white-colored dogs, as this reduces their evil appearance. DISQUALIFICATIONS: As Above Attempting to bite, breathe fire upon, scratch, or otherwise hurt or maim the judge Approved: January 27, 1935 Modified: October 3, 1998
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 peredhil31 Elder of Lists and Manners Posts: 133 (9/4/01 4:35:46 am) Reply OoC Feedback -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- wonderful! More! More! Peredhil applauds.
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 Rezure Page Posts: 8 (9/5/01 6:50:12 pm) Reply Re: Terran Biology -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I thought maybe some in this class feel the subject of biological classification is too terse and dry. Nothing could be further from the truth. To demonstrate this fact, tonight's lecture, on the Air Elemental, will be a story read aloud. What story? A Rudyard Kipling story, of course! Here is "How the Air Elemental got his disproportionately high Power Ranking" - a little-known last minute addition to the "Just So Stories" - available online at www.boop.org/jan/justso/ In the High and Far-Off Times, O Best Beloved, when Terra was still shining and new, there lived a little Air 'lemental, all shining and sheeny. But he was 'sceptionally similar to all the air around him, and could never be distinguished or told apart. He could not do anything, this air 'lemental, he just floated around with all the rest of the air and did nothing Then came the time when all the 'lementals of Terra began to work for Terran Mage. The water 'lemental made sure he had plenty to drink. The fire 'lemental kept him warm in the evenings, and the ice 'lemental let him keep his food for as long as he liked. Only poor Air 'lemental was useless. He wanted to work for Terran Mage, o yes he did, but there was nothing he could do, remember, Best Beloved? This did not suit the plucky 'lemental, o no, Best Beloved! So he went to Terran Mage's home on the banks of the great Landudu River to ask for employment. He did go to Terran Mage, and he heezed meezily, snirling and sniffering, but could not speak. But though to the other 'lementals there seemed to be no sound, Terran Mage understood (this was magic). And Terran Mage told Air 'lemental "I'd employ you, but right now you are no more useful to me than a shovel to a hippopotamus. Go away, you are not needed!" The Air 'lemental felt really dejected, and the other elementals started to mock him. Furious, he went to see the all-powerful Chunga Changa to ask it for some powers. The Chunga Changa heard the poor lemental, and asked "What Powers do you want?" I want to scare Terran Mage's enemies, heezed the 'lemental, "I want thunder, and lightning, and wind, and most 'specially thunderclouds." But really, the little 'lemental only wanted to get back at Terran Mage and the other 'lementals. The all-powerful Chunga Changa knew this, but he also felt sorry for the 'lemental. So he made the Air 'lemental seem very powerful (so that he wouldn't be hurt or mocked by the others), but not be powerful enough to seriously hurt Terran Mage. And since that day, all 'lementals had very high Power Rankings, O Best Beloved, even the ones you see today, except of course that you rarely ever see any. sadly I could not find the poem that went with this one. If I find it, I will post it, if anybody else finds it, they are encouraged to post it for the learning of all.
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 Zool47 Elder Posts: 70 (9/6/01 6:48:54 am) Reply Re: Terran Biology -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is wonderful! Great job on both. The AE one is almost mythical. I thought the HH one came off stunningly authoritative. I would recomend a link to this on the AM UBB conservatory... ~Zool~ Elder of Elders, The Pen is Mightier than the Sword. Bard of Terra, Patron Saint of Aspiring Bards. Elder than dirt, more foolish than a jester, able to trip over the smallest logic in a single step. It's... Oh, you know.
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 Cheye69 Page Posts: 28 (9/10/01 3:43:23 pm) Reply Re: Terran Biology -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- very good! Reminds me of the age of consent laws for Terra thread. I will go see if I can dig it up...
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 Wyvern00 Elder Posts: 106 (9/10/01 4:14:41 pm) Reply Re: Terran Biology -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Imposter, Excellent posts. I hope there's more to come. Cheye, Would you be referring to this? Posted by Talsien September 23, 2000 01:32 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Severan tells me that there is no age limit drinking laws here in Terra. Is this true? If so, one might wonder what the age of consent is....." All ages in Terran years. the following are the legal ages of consent in Terran high law. Archmages-22 General population-17 Falcon-2 Iron Golem-N/A Sheep-1.5 Squirell-0.8 trained elephant-3 Frog-1 Warhound-1.3 Dwarf-32 Giant-112 Chimera-48.3 Lizard man-9 Hell hound-11.7 Hydra-18 Ogre-34 Red Dragon-412 Salamander-56 Troglodyte-213 (To be changed 13th november: 22) Sirene-3 Sylph-2.79 Sprite-1.6 Shadow monster-N/A Ice elemental-76 Water elemental-78.9 Mind ripper-114 Air elemental-Disputed Troll-35.6 Magician/druid-23.1 Devil-17 Fallen Angel/Fallen Archangel-57.8 Fallen Dominion-82.1 Gargoyle-14.8 Imp-12 Ghoul (unpracticed) Skeleton-N/A Orc-18 Lich-28.7 Succubus-3 (strong dispute) Zombie (Generally unpractised, isolated pockets-14.7) Vampire-43 Wolf raider-13 (wolf-4) wraith-47 dryad-13 elf-34 Faerie dragon-6 Gorilla-6.6 Nymph-2.11 Swanmay-17 Treant-87 werebear-15 pheonix-116 knight-18 Angel, Archangel, Dominion, High Priest, Preacher-prohibited Paladin/Crusader-18 Pegasus/Unicorn-36.7 Breach of legal age of consent is highly frowned upon in most juristictions, though some mages country's have a more liberal view, to note; Archaan the black, burnt at the stake under supervision of the high council due to lack of law enforcement. I hope that has been of some help. A very bored Talsien ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 Rezure Page Posts: 9 (9/10/01 8:20:50 pm) Reply Re: Terran Biology -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- wow, Wyv! That's the funniest thing ever =) Archmagically speaking, at least...
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 Rezure Page Posts: 10 (9/10/01 9:32:44 pm) Reply Re: Terran Biology -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Instalment #3 (**Out of Lecture Context** (not OOC because, I assure you, I play no C)) Now, in writing this third instalment, I by no means intend to offend nurses (or other unionized employees for that matter). It may seem that by juxtaposing their real demands to the admittedly flakey fake demands of trained elephants (the focus of this instalment) I wish to somehow belittle them or give accross some sort of social message. I assure you, this is not my intention (I try to avoid social messages if at all possible). Simply, nurses were the subject of the first article that I deemed suitable for the "alterations" which need to be made (**end OOLC**) *Ahem* Today, we're going to present for you a hot current event topic that is raising a stir in the Terran world. I am speaking, of course, about the recent CTE (Certified Trained Elephants) walkout, stemming from their dispute with their employer, Swords for Hire, Inc. But before you form your own opinions on the matter, I strongly encourage you to read this clip from Forbes.com which can be found at www.forbes.com/newswire/2...79583.html for additional resources, please see St. Louis (that's from a different planet) Business Journal at stlouis.bcentral.com And Here is the news-clip: 2001, 09, 11 BLACK MARKET, TERRA (Inpress) - A Controversial result from the vote late yesterday by the CTEU (Certified Trained Elephants Union) is splitting the Trained Elephant community, and could wreak further havoc with the situation of the already weak Swords for Hire, Inc. The CTEU Local 11 vote resulted in the slimmest of majorities (51.1% to 48.8%) of union employees voting in favour of a full strike, to begin in one week, while still in the midst of negotiations with SfH. According to union representative Mark Tuskman Jr., the CTEU's demands include signing bonuses on par with those of lower-level heroes, a higher salary, better benefits, but most importantly, respect. "It is unreasonable for us to accept the lack of respect we receive, and our salary, which does not account for inflation, especially in these times where other segments of the Black Market economy are experiencing a significant boom" Tuskman was quoted as saying. "The Trained Elephants' demands would cost the Sword for Hire and the average Archmage over 130 Billion geld per annum," Arachripepha Pipha, retired Bard and current SfH VP, Operations counters. "When you consider that Sword for Hire only makes roughly 45 Billion Geld yearly, I am sure you understand why a settlement has not been reached." The trained elephant community has been split virtually down the middle by these events. Professor Aristotle de St. Germain, dean of the school of Labour Relations at Esua University, believes that most trained elephants are "strongly attached both to their union and their employer," which would explain the evenly split vote, but also, St. Germain noted "means this crisis must be resolved with the utmost expediency, as the trained elephant workers are taking this altercation very hard." The two sides are still talking, however, and, says Pipha, there is a "slight possibility" an agreement can be reached prior to the strike deadline of September 18th.
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 Rezure Page Posts: 12 (9/18/01 4:39:01 pm) Reply Re: Terran Biology -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our topic today is the King of Terra - the Red Dragon. Legends of the Red Dragon abound (lord.doa.org, for example) so it's especially important that you know to separate fact from fiction. This insightful and concise article was taken from the University of Michigan's Animal Diversity Web - a place you should all visit here: animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/ Draco Gigas (Red Dragon) Classification Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Class: Reptilia Subclass: Archosauria Order: Dracoptera Family: Draconidae Genus: Draco Species: Draco Gigas Geographic Range: Neoeradicant Mountainous: The Red Dragon ( draco gigas) has the most widespread range of any ultimate creature. It can be found in or near any red kingdom, but usually prefers mountainous terrain (Fimble, 3rd Reset) Physical Characteristics: Adult Red Dragons generally do not exceed 20 metres in length (excluding tail of no more than 12 metres) with an average wingspan of 40-50 metres. Individuals as large as 35 metres in length have been found, but are uncommon. Males are generally larger than females, but take longer to mature. The Red Dragon, like all species of dragon, has a long, sharp snout, strong jaw musculature and a high bony ridge behind the eyes. Large overlapping scales cover the entire body, cream for the young, dark red to crimson with a black tail for the adults. The adult Dragon's underbelly retains the cream color. The wings' flight surface is covered with skin and supported by four digits. (ibid., Lorreymare, 2nd Ager Reset) Natural History Food Habits: The Red Dragon is carnivorous, its prey ranging from deer and antelope to elephants and smaller dragon species. It is also known to frequently attack humans and other terran races (Fimble & de Gagliano, 1st AR). The Red Dragon hunts by night, using all of visual auditory and olfactory perception to locate its prey. The prey is usually not charred by the Red Dragon, although it does have fire-breathing capabilities. Reproduction: Information on the reproductive habits of D. gigas is scant. Polygyny seems to be the prevalent mating strategy among all populations. Females will typically lay 1-3 hard-shelled, elliptical eggs which are hatched after an incubation period of about one month. Unlike other large reptiles, no parental care is exhibited by the Red Dragon. Behavior: Red Dragons are typically solitary animals. They are quite territorial, and mark their territory by scratches left on wood or stone. They rarely fight amongst each other, but rare fights are seen amongst males for dominance, especially during mating periods. Fights usually involve biting, scratching and charring, but the combatants are rarely seriously hurt (Op. Cit.) Some members of the species hibernate, while others estivate, largely depending on the climate of their habitat. Red Dragons also exhibit a strong tendency to collect and hoard shiny objects. Habitat: Red Dragons are known to be very selective of locations for their roost. Estivating Red Dragons are usually found in warmer to moderate climates, where humidity and temperature are relatively high. Hibernating Red Dragons usually live either very high in the mountains or in temperate and sub-arctic regions. Both usually choose a cave or a remote mountain location for the roost (Fimble). Economic Importance for Archmagi Positive: The Red Dragon is economically irreplaceable for Archmagi, especially those of the Eradication School. Although the Archmagi have some means of control over the creatures, the term "domestication" is inappropriate. The primary importance of the Red Dragon species is in the armies of Archmagi. They are also known to have been used for personal protection, mass transport, home heating and food preparation, as well as the young of the species being prized for its meat. As the biggest predator in Terra, he is also a keystone species in the ecosystems he inhabits. Therefore, destruction of the Red Dragon population would cause disruption in the entire ecosystem, including the fates of other species on which Archmagi depend for sustenance, raw materials and protection (Rufus, 5th Blitz Reset). Negative: There have been claims that Red Dragons consume vast amounts of livestock. However, analysis of stomach contents show that only small amounts of livestock are consumed by any dragon at any one time. This does not support the farmers' claims. The same studies indicate that the intelligent species of terra form a large part of the Dragon's diet. This is largely due to the fact that Red Dragons' habitat has been encroached upon and roosts are often broken into and looted by adventurers. If not for these factors, intelligent creatures would form only a very small portion of the Red Dragon's diet. The Red Dragon will, on occasion raze small villages, but, again, this is largely the product of intelligent species, especially humans and dwarves, encroaching on its natural habitat. Red Dragons have a natural tendency to acquire and store lustrous objects, but claims that this is seriously undermining terran economy is unbased (Fimble, 3rd R). Conservation: While it was once extremely common throughout its range, the archmage's use of the animal in combat has severely depleted wild Red Dragon populations. It is estimated that the populations of wild Red Dragons has been reduced by 77% in the last 3 resets alone (although populations of 'domestic' Red Dragons increased by roughly 32%). There is estimated to be no more than 12000 Red Dragons in the wild. Illegal poaching for its meat and the leather from its' scales, and the destruction of much of its habitat has served to exacerbate the problem. In addition, the Red Dragon is strongly disliked and feared by the general terran population, so conservation efforts have not been well met (Rufus, 5th BR) Populations remain quite strong in Northern Terra, however, so the species is not in danger of immediate extinction. There is a hope that when populations of Red Dragons recover sufficiently, controlled expeditions into their roosts can be reintroduced, which will be a great boon for the economy and for tourism. It is hoped that this consideration will encourage conservation of the species. References: Fimble, Omicron R., 3rd Reset. "The Hunt for Red Dragon". Frogmort Press, New Rhode Island, Impostorland Fimble, Omicron & Sympatico de Gagliano, 1st Ager Reset. "Principles of Herpetology". Univercity Press, Univercity, Neutral Terran Territory Lorreymare, Axel, 2nd Ager Reset. "Observations on the Dragons of Terra". Tricorn Publishing, Capital City, Peredhilia Rufus, Jonathan, 5th Blitz Reset. "The Economics of Dragon Ecology Today". Scientific Terran Journal, v. 185, Issue 11: pp 372-418 Edited by: Rezure at: 9/18/01 4:41:00 pm
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 gwaihir1 Quill-Bearer Posts: 11 (9/19/01 5:49:27 am) Reply Re: Terran Biology -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *sits listening to the lectures avidly*
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 Gyrfalcon25 Bard Posts: 42 (9/19/01 8:45:44 pm) Reply Re: Terran Biology -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Gyr writes a few notes and doodles a Red Dragon in the margins*
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 Rezure Page Posts: 13 (9/21/01 8:35:02 pm) Reply Re: Terran Biology -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know what? It's midterm season, and I can't say I've been doing too well on mine, so I think I have to give you one. Now I believe in fair warning, so, consider yourselves fairly warned!! Think back to your university days (for most of you it's back, I think, for some forward, for some it doesn't take much thinking at all, and for yet a fourth group of you... but I digress) and study hard (ri-ight! when you think about university you're going to remember studying??)
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 peredhil31 Elder of Lists and Manners Posts: 192 (10/2/01 4:11:02 am) Reply Mid-Terms... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peredhil steps out of character to try to remember Mid-Terms... Hmm, The first college, I studied for Mid-Terms by playing AD&D and giving back rubs all the previous night, both semesters... Second University was the fraternity. Played FARS for the two previous nights all three times... Third college. Moved the Role Playing Games to AFTER the Mid-Terms and Finals. Raised grades from 'D's to 'A's. (Note, this coincides with the time I started paying for my own education.) Studying usually consisted of rereading the material once or twice, then holding a study group and making a game out of the material. On one occasion, we took turns asking the rest of the group questions from the text, like a game show, and gave an M&M as a reward. Silly, but effective. Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh Colleges/Universities - Study first, Gaming after... Currently on a break (again) recharging finances, 12 Semester Hours from my degree. 170 credits and 23 years into my four-year degree... It is worth noting that every time you transfer, you can only transfer in 90 credits, and must take 30 with the current University to establish Residency - a warning to all you traveling butterflies out there! Peredhil steps back into character, adjusts his cuffs, and strolls away
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 Rezure Page Posts: 15 (10/6/01 11:21:45 pm) Reply Re: Mid-Terms... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Instructions: You have 50 minutes to complete the test (try to answer all the questions) Use INK only You must present your ID at the end of the examination period NO Graphing Calculators or other memory-enabled devices allowed. Good Luck! [20] 1. Draw the diagram of an AKC-standard hellhound. Label all the parts that you can. [8] 2. Discuss the role of the Red Dragon in our ecosystem. What would be the effect of destroying Red Dragon populations? [12] 3. Would you rather be attacked by an Air Elemental or a Red Dragon? Explain your answer. [12] 4. A Trained Elephant is moving in a stream of water that has viscosity 0.3*10^-3 Poise and velocity 5 m/s. The mass of the trained elephant is 17 metric tonnes, and its density is 727 kgm^-3. What is the Pressure force acting on the trained elephant? (density of water=1000kgm^-3) [7] 5. Explain why efforts on Red Dragon conservation are often met with stern opposition. Cite your sources where appropriate. [1] 6. Briefly explain the Meaning of Life 7. What mark do you think you should get on this midterm?
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 Falcon2001 Initiate Posts: 40 (10/13/01 12:25:06 am) Reply Re: Mid-Terms... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Falcon sits staring vacuously at the NAME line, which has him quite stumped, as his name isn't appearing, and the paper's name isn't either, so he doesn't know what to call it. Also, the pencil he has is built upside down, so he couldn't write with it if he wanted to, as the point is at the top. CiodenDarkeye Initiate of The Pen Hopeful Patron Saint of Impatience
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 Gyrfalcon25 Bard Posts: 65 (10/13/01 11:47:47 am) Reply Re: Mid-Terms... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- answers to the ones that don't require graphics: 2) They eat things, burn things, and hoard gold. If they weren't around, knights would have longer lifespans, and farmers wouldn't have their flocks carried away and homes burned down. Oh yes, and princesses would live longer. 3) An Air Elemental. After defeating it and gaining its services, I intend to use it as a fan in the summer, blowing a gentle breeze through my house. 4) Is the Trained Elephant of African or Asian stock? What are its demensions? How high is the water? This question cannot be answered without additional information. 5) The Red Dragons eat the conservationalists, along with the opposition. Thus, the conservationalists either are dead or have switched to opposition. 6) The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42. 7) I should get an A.
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 Falcon2001 Initiate Posts: 42 (10/13/01 1:19:11 pm) Reply Re: Terran Biology -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once again, no graphics. 2. If the red dragon population were destroyed, then, in addition to everything Gyrfalcon said, the eradication mages of terra would lose some of their omnipotent in-battle power, and would subsequently be set upon by landgrabbers and vengeance-mongers, eventually leading to them hiding in caves with their hordes of salamanders. 3. I would rather fight an Air elemental, if for the simple reason that none of my creatures has a weakness to lightning, and I'd wear a rubber suit. After I had defeated it, I would use as an addition to my air conditioning in the Library of the Keep, which can get hot in the summer. 4. How long was the elephant trained? And by whom? What does the elephant's diet consist of? Finally, when was the last time the elephant in question had a bowel movement? Once again, the question cannot be answered without sufficient datum. 5. The Red Dragons, though they may like the idea of being a protected species, are ruled by their stomach and flame-gland, so they eat everything in sight, thus conserving themselves. 6. The Meaning of life is: Read a good book, laugh, and sleep a lot. 7. I should get a higher score than the highest scoring student in the class. Man, I'm glad I'm not in college yet. CiodenDarkeye Initiate of The Pen Hopeful Patron Saint of Impatience
Archive Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Posted January 30, 2003 Rezure Quill-Bearer Posts: 22 (10/23/01 11:54:25 pm) Reply Re: Terran Biology -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Ahem* Midterms have not yet been marked, the TA's are working on it, but it will probably be done by next lecture. Now, as you are of course aware, many creatures are showcased in sporting events throughout terra. And although the practice is terribly brutal, I personally support it because of its' high entertainment value and the excitement it brings to the general populace. In the next two lectures, I hope to present both sides of the story. Today, to show you the animal-sport based industry point of view, The Terran Battling League (www.tbl.com) review of just one animal battle. Monday Night's Game between the Zoolandia Gorillas and Impostristan Lizardmen: (taken from www.tbl.com/onthefly/scor...ecap.html) "Impostristan (Ticker) - Lizardmen rookie Theorgh Fleurgh dazzled the Impostristan National Stadium audience with his skill and tenacity, but most fans undoubtedly came away disappointed with the match result. Fleurgh, who started the season at the Lizardmen front lines, almost tailwhipped up a comeback for Impostristan, who came up just short in today's tilt against Zoolandia. "We're really excited about what we're seeing so far from Fleurgh" said Lizzies' commander Glebugh Sathhhhhhhhhhhnga "he obviously still has a lot to learn, but he's got immense amounts of talent. We just have to hope he survives his rookie season." Fleurgh was part of the Impostristan line that took out 25 Gorilla in the dying seconds of the match. He himself had 7 kills and 13 assists, definitely impressive numbers for a rookie. However, it was all for nought as league-leading Zoolandia won the match 372-344, as Impostristan fell to 3-4-2 in the standings, despite having among the highest payrolls in the league. Gorillas' leader Ungungu was instrumental in their early surge to the lead, assisting on 11 take outs in the first minutes of the match. "My job is defense," Ungungu said "so it was really nice to be up on the rush. It's a great feeling." With the Lizardmen down by up to 107 in the early going after brilliant full-team stomping maneouvers by the Gorillas, it was an uphill climb for Zoolandia all the way. "Maybe we can take some positives from finishing strong" Sathhhhhhhhhhhnga said "but right now, it's all about winning." With an under .500 record midway through the season, the Lizrdmen are in tough to make the playoffs, which means next week's match against United Orlania is crucial. Zoolandia, already guaranteed a spot in the post-season with a perfect 8-0-0 record, cannot get complacent, commander Auga said. "We're playing good enough to win right now, but there are areas we need to work on. For instance, our team is very easily distracted by peaches, that is a definite area that needs improvement." Don't forget, next time - a statement from the Terran Society for the Protection of Animals on why creaturebattling must be stopped
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