Guest Aardvark Posted January 24, 2003 Report Posted January 24, 2003 The Almighty Buck The almighty buck It'll bring you some luck, could buy you a duck But it would suck if it fell in the muck The almighty buck Buck in a can, give to the man Tossed in a van, driven by Dan Buck in a can Can in the hand of a one man band Don't give him sand found on the land Can in the hand Hand pats the dog who sits on the log He's not a frog who croaks in the fog Hand pats the dog Dog on a wire, shooting a steyr Don't call me a liar or you'll go in the fire Dog on a wire Wire 'round the neck, caused a train wreck Everyone hit the deck, on the sun there's a speck Wire 'round the neck Neck of a chook, don't take a look Just open a book and you're off the hook Neck of a chook Chook in a pot costs you a lot Worth it it's not, it won't hit the spot Chook in a pot Pot in the air, everyone beware Stay under your chair or hide in your lair Pot in the air Air from the tree, don't worry, it's free Just breathe and you'll see, it makes you go weeeee Air from the tree Tree falls on duck, he's out of luck Ewww, yuck, return me my buck
Rune Posted January 24, 2003 Report Posted January 24, 2003 Rune claps from the aisle, rather delighted by the poem. That was wonderful! You should register and post lots and lots more.
Yui-chan Posted January 24, 2003 Report Posted January 24, 2003 Ahh, milord Aardvark! It's been far too long since I've had the pleasure of reading something of yours. Yui-chan grins brightly. As always, it's a fun gem of a piece with wonderful, simple rhyme and an upbeat rhythm. Thank you for sharing, Master Anteater. ~Yui
Archaneus Posted February 16, 2003 Report Posted February 16, 2003 I will expound on Zool's comment nad say LMAO!
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