Peredhil Posted January 23, 2003 Report Posted January 23, 2003 These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but the least romantic second line: Some contain Rude language, I crave your indulgence and patience in advance - Peredhil ~~~ Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, because I was pissed I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell" What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime
Rune Posted January 23, 2003 Report Posted January 23, 2003 ack, so bad. *shakes her head and chuckles quietly* All morals aside some of them were damn funny.
Blondemoon Posted January 23, 2003 Report Posted January 23, 2003 *laughs quietly to herself and thinks she may have to direct a friend to see this, to appreciate the humor* even with morals, this was damn funny Certainly brightened up my morning, and people shall wonder why I'll come into work laughing. Bravo Peredhil! *applauds*
Zariah Posted January 24, 2003 Report Posted January 24, 2003 hahahahaaaa! Wow! Am I sure glad I'm not on your bad side! Very amusing and creative.
Gyrfalcon Posted January 24, 2003 Report Posted January 24, 2003 The half-elf laughs quietly Good one, Peredhil! I assume most of the second lines are said sotto voice.
Vlad Posted January 24, 2003 Report Posted January 24, 2003 I am completely shocked to see you write such a thing, Pered.... Change is definetly... different. But completely gunny!
Wyvern Posted January 25, 2003 Report Posted January 25, 2003 Wow! These are some truly hilarious and brutal punchlines, Peredhil... My favorites were numbers 9, 10, and 11, which in my opinion were very cleverly worded. You'll definitely have to post in my "Miscellaneous Battle Punchlines" thread whenever I get around to making it...
Peredhil Posted January 26, 2003 Author Report Posted January 26, 2003 Looks startled as he gets credit for all of them. These were from a contest! I'd love to have the wit to have written most of these.
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