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peredhil31

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(11/20/02 11:00:46 am)

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Sample Criticism...

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This is meant to be a tongue-in-cheek criticism, so all you writers out there can realize that sometimes Critics don't understand Art.

With apologies and inspiration from Donald Kaul, who did it better years ago.

-Peredhil

 

 

Joyce Kilmer. 1886–1918

 

119. Trees

 

I THINK that I shall never see

A poem lovely as a tree.

Joyce, while I appreciate your hyperbole, I think I've seen some really really ugly trees. Do you ever get out? Take a walk, it will help feed your poetry.

Perhaps sunsets or puppies?

 

 

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest

Against the sweet earth's flowing breast;

 

A tree that looks at God all day, 5

And lifts her leafy arms to pray;

Is this tree a contortionist? Have you tried sketching this tree? Its mouth is on the ground (something Freudian going on here Joyce?) and it's arms are lifted in a painful angle. While its eyes are rolled back enough to look at God's traditional seat in the heavens...

You aren't into bondage are you?

 

A tree that may in summer wear

A nest of robins in her hair;

Hair? Trees have hair? And chickens have lips now I suppose. Try not to mix metaphors Joyce. Stick with one thought and develop it, it will read more strongly.

Have you ever seen the amount of icky stuff in a robin's nest? The baby-blue eggs look nice, but by summer, they're gone and it's full of baby bird crap.

 

Upon whose bosom snow has lain;

Who intimately lives with rain. 10

Okay, I'm seeing the bosom motif again. Am I to assume this bosom is different than the Earth's bosum you had the twisted tree suckling earlier?

Where you a bottle-fed baby by any chance?

Intimate with rain? I won't even go into that, except to say we try to keep this a family readable site.

 

Poems are made by fools like me,

But only God can make a tree

And a pretty weird tree it is. Thank God you didn't try to blame this perverted poem on Him. I think this line would be more accurate if you'd change it to:

"Poorly written poems are made by fools such as I,

And robins dropped refuse in my rolled-back eye."

 

All in all, a good start at a poem, but don't quit your day job yet.

We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.

W. Somerset Maugham

 

 

Edited by: peredhil31 at: 11/20/02 11:18:22 am

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SoaringIcarus

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(11/22/02 2:02:04 pm)

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Yeah, what's with poets of that time? I just read something by some 'Whiteman' or something rather... He didn't even know to call them blades of grass.. Just another pot-head on poetry. Why are these people allowed the posession of paper and writing tools?!

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