Guest Minta Rose Posted January 18, 2002 Report Posted January 18, 2002 SomeGuy Having wandered past the hall many times (dont even ask, this one lacks even basic math skills) He sees something shiny (sticker) through a window! Mesmerized by this shiny thing he walks towards it but finds that there seems to be some invisible barrier in his way, sure the window is small but he can still fit, Cant he? He starts to panic in the belief that he might never find out what te shiny thing was. He takes out his flashlight, A stick with one end burnt that seems to have been recently used as a torch..... "Come on, pretty please let me in? my flashlight went out! And that guy in the black market charged me all my shiny circle thingies." ------------------ "Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again."
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 18, 2002 Report Posted January 18, 2002 Cheyenne Not wanting to be outdone by the multitude of geniuses in the hall, Cheyenne walks to the bar and sets her flashlight on the counter. Behold brethren! I have found our light! *holds up a strobe light* see how it works??? *turns light on*
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 18, 2002 Report Posted January 18, 2002 ZombY Some stinky person comes through the door, carrying a cord at which he tugs... "Sorry I´m late, I could only find this FlashHeavy... But it should work fine, or at least it will as soon as I figure out what this end is for" He yanks at the cord again, and pulls a pink elephant into the Tavern...
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 18, 2002 Report Posted January 18, 2002 Wyvern Wyvern walks into the bar and see's everyone wailing around flashlights (or at least trying to do so)that aren't even turned on. "You idiot's!" crys Wyvern, "everybody knows they work like this!" Wyvern takes out a grenade and pulls out the plug. When no light comes out, Wyvern peers inside to see what happened to the light that was supposedly "trapped inside"... what follows is inevitable. ------------------ Wyvern ...almost a dragon.
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 18, 2002 Report Posted January 18, 2002 Zool Zool walks in off the street out of sheer confusion. "Excuse me," he says to a rather idiotic looking gentleman who keeps trying to walk through a nearby wall, "Is this the Betty Crocker school of cooking?" After the idiot realizes someone is talking to him (quite some time), he stops, and slowly turns. There is an angry purple welt on his forehead from continually running into the wall, but his dazed expression is intact. The idiot gets around to thinking aboout the question. "Yeah, I think so," says the idiot. "Oh good," says Zool. "Could you help me go through this door?" the idiot asks Zool. Zool examines the battered wall the idiot is referring to. He examines it for some time. Finally, not able to comprehend the nature of the problem, Zool tries to walk through the 'door'. And then he tries again. And again... ------------------ Zool Ager1 Eradication Mage Bard of Terra What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 18, 2002 Report Posted January 18, 2002 Jagged Hey!!! What happened? I can't see a thing....... *walking into walls, over bodies of other mages who have fell to the floor* Finally making his way to the door by feeling with his hands, opens his eyes(00) Oh thats better, looking at Zool and his confused friend. Askes if they heard that loud boom.... (could have sworn I seen a large pink elephant enter before the little ball exploded) * shaking his head back and forth, thinks that maybe hitting his head on the wall with these other two might just get the ringing out of his ears * starts banging head in rythm with these other idiots. CLUNK CLANK BANG! CLUNK CLANK BANG! CLUNK CLANK BANG! CLUNK CLAND BANG! CLUNK CLANK BANG! CLUNK CLANK................................................ anyone got a b.c. ------------------ So far gone don't know when I'll be back.
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 18, 2002 Report Posted January 18, 2002 ZombY ZombY has spent the last hours trying to get his elephant to light up, when he suddenly smells something jummy "Wow, I´ve just discovered that my flashheavy has a brain! anybody want a bite?" ZombY starts chowing on the elephants head, and manages to crack it open... A huge beam of light shoots out of the elephants head. "Yeah, I fixed him!"
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 18, 2002 Report Posted January 18, 2002 Cheyenne *vomits on the floor* And I thought battle was bad....
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 18, 2002 Report Posted January 18, 2002 P51mus Only Bob manages to be more disgusting than that..... ------------------ -P51mus The Schizophrenic Mage Friend of Bob the stone golem Warper of Reality Server 1 P51mus WHACK (ARS) suicide guild Ager Server 1 Slavik The Brotherhood of Nod Blitz Server II P51mus The Order of Storms And isn't sanity really just a one trick pony anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick! Rational thinking. But when you're good and crazy, oooh!! The sky's the limit! -The Tick Fate is like a caged gorilla. It will pelt you with dung if you mock it. -Warriv (Diablo 2)
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 18, 2002 Report Posted January 18, 2002 MindMaster Just then, MindMaster casted a spell which made both Severan and himself turn back into normal mages. Seeing this, brute simply went to staring at the shiny sticker in the palm of his hand. MindMaster:"Come on, we can defeat a bunch of idiots." MindMaster then casts a powerful, yet, unknown self-barrior spell around himself and Severan, preventing items from being used on them. MindMaster:"Let's get them!" Severan:"Damn straight!" They then march on torwards the idiots, blades at hands. ------------------ Evil unite in my own internal Hell's Fire ~MindMaster (Leader of the Master Revolution)
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 18, 2002 Report Posted January 18, 2002 brute Sensing something BAD was about to happen, and seeing Mindmaster and Severan marching toward the group of unaware idiots, brute tore his attention from the Shiny Thing and cast the terrible and truly unfair spell, Nagging Wife on Mindmaster and Severan. Although they had sincere intentions on wiping out those milling idiots, they simply could not do so right now because they had to spend "quality time" with their nagging wives. Sensing the danger had past, Brute continued to stare blanky at the Shiny Thing. Brute, Owner of the Decanter of Endless Booze
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 18, 2002 Report Posted January 18, 2002 MindMaster (Nice try Brute, but i'm a lone ranger!) Having been irritaded by the "naging wives", MindMaster simply flicked his fingers and a Chain Lightning disintergrated both wives in just seconds. MindMaster: "Don't worry, you can always remarry." Severan: MindMaster:"Don't worry, I can ressurrect them later if you wish." Just then, brute ordered the idiots to shine the flashlights at MindMaster and Severan. While MindMaster was able to put on his sunglasses before hand, Severan could not don his eyeware quick enough and was blinded by the aray of dazing beams. As he stumbled backwards while rubbing his eyes, Severan tripped over a stone, rolled down the hill, and went flying into an icy river. MindMaster:"Hm, mabey not!" ------------------ Evil unite in my own internal Hell's Fire ~MindMaster (Leader of the Master Revolution)
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