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Kliban_Qat (TZIMFEMME)

 

Tzimfemme roots around in an enormous beach towel which has been tied into a bag and touched with a portal spell. She tosses over her shoulder a pair of tie-on horns, a votive candle, a metal-tipped feather, a pair of earphones, and a paper-wrapped lamb and pastrami sandwich before finding what she sought. Towards the steaming (or is that smoking slightly?) Tink Nadel she tosses an anthracite ankh. "It worked for a little vampire I knew!" she calls up at the high-diving board.

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Madoka (MSAITOH)

 

Sputtering, Madoka climbs out of the pool and glares at Shaka. Stomping over to her chair, she exchanges glances with SteelDragon and both of them grin mischievously. Both of them grab towels and dipped them in the water, wringing the towels into cat 'o nine tails. Madoka and Steel approach Shaka, grinning at the growing terror on his face.

CRACK!!

 

Shaka yelps and jumps into the pool...

 

Madoka sighs contentedly and plops down next to Tzim.

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Malenko (MISTAPEEPERS)

 

Might I point out that, as a frog, being coersed into the water by any means really does not harm Shaka?

 

But anyways, I welcome Tzimm to the poolside. It's about time you got here since you were the inspiration for us all to get nekkd in the first place

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shaka (EXODUS14)

 

"This really hurts my feelings you know... =(

And when I'm hurt, I do inconsiderate things..."

*This said, Shaka summons a powerful water elemental, that splashes upon the offendant, Madoka, Steeldragon, and the poor Tzimfemme that only harm was that she was too close*

 

"Sorry Tzim, I guess I made another mistake... ;-) "

 

*Shaka then resumed his favorite activity: hopping on the warm pool's water, looking at his dear Madoka with a biiiig smile!*

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Mazeman #20 (S1) (MAZEMAN1)

 

I got a suggestion for the list:

harry bush, because he really left his trousers, at least in my eyes *g*

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LOGIAN

 

kinslayer sneaks into the pool, carrying his claymore as always.

 

not being able to find a seat, he punts whit into the pool, and reclines in his comfy pool chair....ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

kinslayer

the bearer of the sig to be seen later

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Malenko (MISTAPEEPERS)

 

Ok people. With the reset looming large we hafta get everything in order for Co-EdNA next reset. I have a list below here of members this reset. If you wish to continue to bask in the almighty power and glory that is nekkidness please post that desire.

 

Tzimfemme (Already Nekkid)

Sex Kitten (She's Sexy, She's Kitten like, why not?)

Paladril (Sure maybe she's not likely to get nekkid, but eh)

SteelDragn (NOT Dominatrix...she frightens me, however Rugrat'll probably try to eat me)

Madoka (Yeah She's Metalium, but nothing better then a nekkid Heavy Metal Woman, eh Zpock? ;)

Marle (Please as if I need a reason for this one)

Wench (The name says it all :P)

Orlan (Because clothes hold in my natural Sexyness)

Lady Blue (For the LotWR ladies, nekkid is a plus)

Lady Temptress (With a name like THAT? a must!)

Lady LilacFlame (Ladies rule)

Lady Xenis (Muy Bueno, Senorita)

Lady Kelly (Is it Kelly or Kelley?)

Perdita (No BJ for Maggy, Smart Girl!)

Tink Nadel (Because I don't wanna get blown away by her big guns...or do I?)

Feath (Since anything nimball-related-nekkid is good....very good.)

Malenko (who just had all his clothes eaten by Viagra)

Shaka (because frogs are nekkid anyways) Grinch (who's nekkid despite all the Who's down in Whooville)

Whitless (becuase we all know nekkid midgets are just funny)

Fizilbert: (thank God for his beard)

Nardae: (with that beer belly we don't TECHNICALLY know whether he's nekkid or not)

Satanklaus: (*sings* "I ain't wearin' nuthin' for christmas")

Butterfly Destin (AoD's Battle Kitten who just needs to be nekkid more)

GypsyQueen (Well, I mean really, she likes demons...eh it works:P)

Woods (Simply because he's a Tree and Trees shouldn't wear clothes) [No singing]

Binabik (neither should dragons)

Kinslayer (good thing he slew his kin, cause who here wants to see their kin nekkid?)

Greased (c'mon, Greased . . . Nekkid, it just sounds cool)

Trekker (very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes)

 

I also propose the following addition:

Lady Night (because getting nekkid at night is pretty much a requirement)

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greg (TIM_FAOB)

 

Malenko, that hurts. Forgotten not once, but twice!

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Malenko (MISTAPEEPERS)

 

Oops, I knew I copied the wrong list.

 

Sorry amigo.

 

Grag(insert nekkid quip here)

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Satanklaus

 

sure I wanna stay here!

but I hope the pool is heated in the winter...

one suggestion: maybe you should open a new thread oh great founder and name it right this time (Archamge -> Archmage)

I am sure you only wanted to test our attention with that.. ;)

 

Mery Xmas,

 

Satanklaus

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SteelDragn (MEEVERS)

 

*lazily gestures toward the discussion's title and smiles briefly as the spelling corrects itself*

 

*sighs contentedly and goes back to sunbathing*

 

(it's nice to be a mod, sometimes)

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VOLCANICDEVL

 

My god...what have we done to our poor friend Malinko...He's so...Nekkid....Malinko, hear *Volcanic passes Malinko a terry cloth* Wear this man...Didn't LoD teach ya anything?

 

Volcanic

Chief Diplomat to TC

Creator of the Legion of the Dragons S1

Creator of the Legion of the Dragons App. Server & Meaner than Hell,Hotter than the Devil

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VOLCANICDEVL

 

I remember you Ashura...It is i Volcanic...Drop me a line sometime...

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shaka (EXODUS14)

 

Long time no see, and welcome back!!! =)

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Whitless

 

Oh Oh OH O HOH OHOH OH OH OH OH

 

I stay I stay.

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Malenko (MISTAPEEPERS)

 

Ok, people, one last time, it's MALENKO!!!! NOTE THE E! NOTE HTE ABSCENSE OF AN I!!!!!

 

AND NO, I DID NOT STEAL IT FROM ICP, AND YES, I AM SURE I AM SPELLING IT RIGHT!!!!!

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Madoka (MSAITOH)

 

Of course, Malinko, I would never spell your name wrong. You have such a unique name. How could anyone ever mispronounce your name?

 

*grin*

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Orlan (ORLAN4617)

 

::Orlan dives in front of Malenko, taking him down and rolling away in the process::

 

"Dude, chill Man. Just take it in stride, people think constantly my name's from any number of the Final Fantasy games, but I know it's the name of the evil king in one of my stories....sides..."

 

::Orlan casts a glance at Madoka::

 

"Dude she'd slice you into itty bitty pieces.. Speaking of cutting..

 

"Hey Madoka, how 'bout we go cut a rug eh?" (for all you who don't have Old Person American slang, that means let's go dancin')

 

::Orlan Struts....you know ya'll want it ;P::

 

Orlan

Sooooooo Sexy, Sexy Man

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shaka (EXODUS14)

 

What do I hear???

 

The little frog begins to eye Orlan the sexy sexy man quite jealously, and is quite sad, because no one ever wanted to dance with him.

 

Life is tough, being a frog, no?

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Madoka (MSAITOH)

 

"Cut a rug...?"

 

Madoka frowns as she repeats the phrase. "No, I don't want to cut any rugs... OH, you mean, dance? Sure, I like dancing. What kind of dance? I like to dance traditional Japanese bunka dance..."

 

Madoka then glances at Shaka, the froggie who is also hopping up and down in hopes of snaring a dance. "Hi Shaka! You look so cute hopping up and down! Want to go for a swim while sexy sexy mage Orlan is pondering if he wants to bunka dance with me?"

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shaka (EXODUS14)

 

Well, of course, after all, I can't dance, but I can swim darn fast!

Just try and catch me! =)

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Madoka (MSAITOH)

 

Madoka snickers softly. "Sure, I love a challenge."

 

Suddenly, Madoka points over Shaka's froggie head and shouts, "HAY! LOOK OUT!!!"

 

Shaka looks in the direction of Madoka's finger. "Huh?"

 

As Shaka is looking, Madoka quickly ties a ball and chain to the froggie's legs...

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shaka (EXODUS14)

 

Seeing Madoka taking some advance,

Shaka begins to move his little arms and legs the way he used to.

After about 5 minutes of a tiring battle against the pool,

he mumbles to himself:

"Hu? Strange, usually I can swim faster that one meter per minute... I may have eaten too much..."

 

Then he goes back to flailing his arms and legs trying to beat Madoka who is far far away by now...

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Nardae (DAENAR)

 

Nardae slowly comes out of his drunken sleep and mutters to himself: "Actually malenko means small in Russian..."

-Anar kaluva tielyanna!


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