Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Lady Paladril (LADYPALADRIL) **blushes** oh my...thank you...eeks **looks at big beer belly and giggles. Suddenly stands up and takes off her robe and jumps back in the pool. After a few laps gets out, grabs towel and lays down in a lounge chair.** I think I will just lay out here during the rest of the war and work on my tan. Now where is the oil boy? I need some oil **looks around wondering who will bring her some sun tan oil**
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Fizilbert A short, old, nekkid gnome steps out of the bath room. His long, white beard, which gently sweeps the floor as he walks, thankfully covers his more wrinkled parts. He walks over toward Paladril. "What was that Missy? Did I hear you say you needed some oil? Well, I think I got this spell here for just such an occassion. Hm...now lets see, how did it go?" With a dramatic flourish of his hands, he starts to cast his spell. At the end, he points the finger of his left hand at the open palm of his right. A small gout of flame shoots from his finger to his palm. With a shout of pain, the old gnome starts to dance around wildly, waving his burnt hand. Much to the dismay of the pool attendees, this sends his gray beard swinging. After a moment or two, the gnome calms down. Oblivious to he fact his finger is still on fire, he scratches his beard in confusion, setting his poor beard, which looks to have suffered this fate more often than not, afire. "No no no, that's not it. Darn this magic finger! I should have never bought it from that cheap merchant. Satisfaction guaranteed my wrinkled behind!" He turns to Paladril. "You just wait here young lady, I have some oil flasks around here somewhere and I'll be right back with them. That should do the trick, give you a nice tan line, it will." The old gnome wanders off, trailing a small wisp of white smoke from his burning beard, and his finger still shooting off small gouts of flame. The gnome wanders over to his lounge chair. "Ah, here's the oil flask!" he shouts to Paladril. The old gnome reaches down to pick up the flask and the pool-side suddenly clears of people as they realize he's reaching down with his left hand.
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Lady Paladril (LADYPALADRIL) **looks at the old gnomish man and wrinkles her nose a bit, but then smiles in delight as she watches him. As his spell fizzles out and he goes to get the flash of oil, she suddenly jumps up.** "No, wait. That is the wrong kind of.." She freezes in place as she watches the old gnome reaching for the flask of oil. **With quick fire reflex she casts paralysis on the gnome just as he begins to bend down, reaching with his left hand for the oil flask and freezes him in place. His hand hovers just inches over the flask of oil. All around silence envolopes the crowd while attentive breaths are held in anticipation of the worst. A sprite materializes next to Lady Paladril and darts forward with lightning speed and collects the flask of oil and disappears as swiftly as it appeared, taking the offending oil with it. A sigh of relief is heard as people begin to relax. Lady Paladril scowls at the old gnome and sits back down on the loung chair with an aggitated grumble** "I wanted sun tan oil, silly man." *she closes her eyes and begins to relax again in the sun, while concentrating her powers on wishing for a bottle of high quality sun tan oil, but none of that coppertone muck. Suddenly a bottle of coconut suntan oil materializes in her hand. She opens her eyes and smiles in delight again. The light flashing forward from her silvery blue eyes in mirth. She sets herself at the task of liberally oiling her sleek body with the oil.** Ahh, too bad Teraphin is no where around. I could use a strong hand to put this oil on my back. **sighs, figuring that she will have to make do with the first person who walks by**
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Satanklaus Xmas bells are beeing heard from above and those who look up to the sky can see a reindeer sleigh rushing through the sky (some may even notice snowflakes behind it), it lands in front of the Camp Terra pool area and a man with a long grey beard and bright red mantle and cap jumps of. Santaclaus? At this time of the year? No, its me, Satanklaus! Now the watching mages can see the mantle has some burnt spots, the man is wearing sunglasses and the reindeers are actually reindeer skeletons. He tosses his cloak and cap onto the sleigh, wearing some not-so-bright red bermuda shorts under it, enters the pool area and gets aware of Paladril waiting to get her back oiled. He steps to her and offers his service. After having done the Ladys back with his skilled hands he walks to a free chair, lays down and starts to enjoy the sun. Merry Xmas fellow pool visitors! Satanklaus, Kanzler der (chancellor of) Zunft Deutscher Magier
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Malenko (MISTAPEEPERS) Let us welcome the newset CoEdNA menbers: Fizilbert: (thank God for his beard) Nardae: (with that beer belly we don't TECHNICALLY know whether he's nekkid or not) Stanklaus: (*sings* "I ain't wearin' nuthin' for christmas")
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Malenko (MISTAPEEPERS) Malenko walks back over to poolside and surveys the situation. To his left he see's a somewhat befuddled gnome with a singed beard and flaming finger, muttering something akin to: "confound it! darn oil was right here a second ago." To his right, now sitting, er, make that leaning, umm... ok, more like standing as close as his belly allows to the bar is Nardae. "Barkeep! bring me another case. And get your hand off my Heiney!" "I can't," gasps Paladril as she maneuvers her way past him on the way back to her chair, "there's no way to get past that thing without coming in contact with it." Luckily, the lady is presently well oiled and manages to shimmy her way through the tight spot, although somewhat traumatized for life (after all this is the Co-EdNA pool gettogether *wink wink, nudge nudge*. Unfortynately for Paladril, the tight squeeze rubbed all the oil off her lithe little body. Taking note of the golden opportunity, Malenko fights off the advances of several pool goers and offers HIS services to the Lady as a solar radiation dispelling coagulous lotion application technician. Impressed by the incredibly stupid and long-winded name for tan lotion applier, Paladril accepts. Malenko happly goes about his work, silently thanking God for the perks of being leader of Co-Ed Nekkid Archmage.
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Orlan (ORLAN4617) Yes! Lithe is an underused but very effective word. It should be used more often in describing female...anything. Now back to your regularly Scheduled Nekkidness... Orlan Sexy Sexy Man A lover and a fighter and another lover, even more of a lover THEN a fighter
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Nardae (DAENAR) *Nardae empties one bottle after another. His huge stomach muscles, ermm...beer belly just gets bigger and bigger, soon he he is too fat to support his own weight and so he sits down on the ground...still drinking...* "Hick, how come it got so quiet here all the sudden? Noone laughing or running around, and Orlan trusty steed Viagra has finished eating Malenko's clothes..." "Hick, ehh, aint't life just as bitch..." *and so he passes out...* -Anar kaluva tielyanna!
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 shaka (EXODUS14) 'Tis because I cast love and peace... =) Like this I can have the pool for myself all alone for a nice froggie swim!
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Feath 482.34 in reply to 482.33 *clomp!* *clomp!* *clomp!* could be heard coming down the ilse tword the pool. feath turned the corner, grumbling, her too large moon boots practally falling off with each step. the 5 layers of cloths, under the santa suit, created her own personal sana hell. she glared at the assembeld nakkid mages. reaching up, she unzipped the santa suit, and shrugged it off. then, 5 more times, she unzipped the other layers of arctic clothing. to reveal... a pin striped suit, circa 1970, earth. she unzipped it... to reveal... a dragon. reaching up with a shrug, she unzipped the dragon suit, to reveal... a frog suit. with a discruntled sigh, the reached up to unzip it... to reveal...
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 shaka (EXODUS14) Too bad you chose to remove this lovely frog suit, it suited you quite well! ;-)
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 The Grinch (BULLDOG999) Feath... don't tease me!
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Satanklaus on his way to the bar Satanklaus realizes that there are still mages with Santa suits and they do not seem to enjoy them, so he takes a drink and casts the spell Remove Santa Suits From Unwilling. All the Santa suits disappear and only the five layers of clothing seperate most of the mages from the sun beeing in a friendly mood he hands out 5-layer-anti-clothes and anti-unwanted-fur-powder to those poor not-so-nekkid-archmages knowing he has done good work he decides to take a swim in the pool Merry Sunbathing, Satanklaus
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Feath pay all bets, gentlemages. feath was a natural red head. the anti cloths, anti fur powder spell proved it beyond doubt.
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 greg (TIM_FAOB) After 3 days of it being quite, you got to wonder what is going on in this pool! So after his paper work cleared, Greg does a big preacher's seat to wake everyone up, even the sunbathers! When death is our friend, what is our punishment? Former Guild Leader of FAoB AM Current Daemon Prince/Webmaster of FAoB diablo Insulter of Many Destroyer of Dreams Some people think I am crazy. Some people are right Phukin A, Eh? "Snap, Crackle, Pop"<--the last words you hear before being eaten alive by your cereal EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT USED TO GO HERE I AM OPPRESSED
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Whitless *upon hearing greg's call Whitless the dwarf jumps up from the nekkid ladies lap he was sleeping on and screams at the top of his loungs* "WHATS FOR BREAKFAST???" *realizing that everyone is staring at him now, he blushes a bit* "What??? Can'y balme a guy for being hungry can you? Who's cookin'? I love eggs you know." *Whitless eagerly awats for service.* ------------------------------------------------------------------ Whitless, The NEW voice of Reasoning. TMoT wanna be. TMoT HUGE Fan.
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Madoka (MSAITOH) Cracking open one of her eyes, Madoka yawns, rolls over, and slaps a small chunk of white stuff in Whitless's hand. As Whitless curiously inspects it, Madoka sleepily mumbles, "It's a sushi ball with salmon roe eggs on it. Eat it and be quiet, I'm trying to get some sleep here... Aaaa, tsukareta..." Rolling over, she proceeds to fall asleep again on Shaka's shoulder, snuggling in his warmth while mumbling, "I like froggies..." Madoka. S1: Samurai, Cftm! A1: Samurai, LotWR.
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Lady Paladril (LADYPALADRIL) **looks up, chasing the fog of sleep away and freezes as she tries to move, and cries** Oh my god, I got scorched. Any one with Aloe?
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 shaka (EXODUS14) While still in perfect harmony with his surroundings, Shaka let his aura of peace & love surround his favorite samurai, so that no one can disturb her peaceful and relaxing rest...
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Buzzrock Buzzrock rolls over turns on the TV and begins to watch.... "Oooh look Caveman is on again" "I love that Ringo Starr" "Greatest actor of the 20th century". Then he realizes that the Blue Agave plant has caused this episode. Buzz burps, pulls the blankets up around his neck and goes back to sleep. Buzz
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 shaka (EXODUS14) Shaka zzaps on the TV and chooses to watch the 7th season friends episodes... Sorry, buzz, but I've really got to see what happens!!! =)
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Trekker (TREKKERB) *Trekker zaps the TV & changed the channel to "Sex in the City"* Wwll, it's the last episode!!!!!!!! *Trekker cast another spell: Anti-changing programme!!* Well I wanna watch that show!!!!! Trekker
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 shaka (EXODUS14) Arghhh, I don't want to see it, I've missed the last 2 episodes!!! Please dispel your spell!
Guest Minta Rose Posted January 8, 2002 Report Posted January 8, 2002 Binabik (BINABIK1) ask a green for serenity
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