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The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

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Guest Zephryin
Posted

Forgive me for butchering a soliloquey from a perfectly good play, but I just couldn't resist...

 

O that this too solid crystal would melt,

Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew, man!

Or that the Law had not fix'd

His canon 'gainst hash-brownies! O God! O God!

How weary, stale, flat, and untokable

Seem to me all the uses of this cough syrup, man!

Fie on't! Ah, fie and all! 'Tis an unweeded garden

That grows to seed; things rank and burnt in nature

Smell it merely. That it should come to this, man!

But two months sober!...

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Zephryin, Knight of The Constellation, Initiate of the Pen is Mightier than the Sword

 

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"Draw thy sword, that, if my speech offend a noble heart, thy arm may do thee justice: here is mine."

Guest Minta Rose
Posted

Choooooooooocccoooooolllaatteeee. . .

 

--Tzimfemme, the naked

I sold my soul for brownies

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