Guest Signe Green Posted March 11, 2002 Report Posted March 11, 2002 in the roleplaying game I'm playing my character is insane and she's writing a book- it's entirely in limericks and it's about how many ways she can find to kill a man. I was hoping to coax a few limericks out of you kind people that I can pass off as hers strictly for ingame use. http://www.themightypen.net/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) anyone interested? Signe's Homepage
Wyvern Posted March 12, 2002 Report Posted March 12, 2002 Skew him, brew him, quick and sly Glue him, screw him, don't be shy For you'll be surprised at the many fashions In which a man can die! Chop him into little fragments Make 'man apple pie'! Dump the loser in a vat of oil Set fire, watch him fry! Strap him in a high speed race car Then poke out both his eyes Hit the ignition, sabotage the breaks And off the cliff he'll fly! Lock him in a marble coffin While he's still alive Throw him out a 30 story window With cement he'll colide Sell him to a sadistic cannibal Who'll eat him up with chives Or perhaps to a psychotic killer Who'll partake in homicide Charge a hitman to take him out With just a little bribe Poison his drink with a slow killing herb And torment his insides Make prank calls to all of the murderers Druggies and tough guys Then tell them that a man is calling One murder for one lie Drop him in the lion cage of a zoo Wrapped in meats all dried Watch the kitties tear him to bits While you sit there and spy Throw him in the water with a radio And he'll electrify Torture him with wips and chains And savor every cry Make him listen to Backstreet Boys With the volume on 'high' Rip off his testes, take pics of that region And present it all on slides Use a voodoo doll and stick the needles Where the sun don't shine Take him to the ocean and shove him in With his hands and feet both tied Skew him, brew him, quick and sly Glue him, screw him, don't be shy For you'll be surprised at the many ways In which a man can die! [image]http://members.shaw.ca/kea/am/wyvy.jpg[/image] ------------------------------ Almost a Dragon... "My life is one big crime, I try to scheme through it." -Common, "The 6th Sense" Owner of the Decanter of Endless Booze. Edited by: Wyvern00 at: 3/11/02 8:08:33 pm
Gyrfalcon Posted March 12, 2002 Report Posted March 12, 2002 Do you mind if I say that you scare me, Wyv, at times? You scare me at times, Wyv. (But good work. *smile*)
Guest The Grim Squeaker Posted March 12, 2002 Report Posted March 12, 2002 ____________________________ Beg, cajole, argue, scream Life's just not the winning team Shot, stabbed, crushed, bled Eventually, you're all dead So please, come along with me ~The Grim Squeaker ~Death of Rats ~The Great Squeaker ~Priest to the Left Side of the Priest to the Left Side of the Priest of the Left Side of the Great God and Pharaoh Nanotoknonnen ___________________________
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