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Grandma's Parakeet


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Guest andrea hawk
Posted

I stuffed my grandma's parakeet

Into the garabage disposal,

And when I flicked the switch to 'ON'

It finally ceased to warble.

 

I watched it's ugly feathers fly

From withing that bloody void.

Then, I shoved my hand inside.

That I really enjoyed!

 

Then I grabbed some slimy things.

I only took a few,

But I couldn't resist stirring them

Into my grandma's stew

 

What was left of the bird I washed away

And got all dressed for dinner

I was going to feed dear Grandma

Her stew and some paint thinner

 

I hope you don't think bad of me

Because I shed no tears.

But Grandma will eat anything

She's been dead for 50 years.

Posted

an interesting poem, the images are very clear (if rather graphic ----------

I want to be page 93 of Pineapples, the Avian Crows-Nyyark

Posted

He realized the mistake he made

Fifty years to the day,

How he could have forgotten so long,

The crow could not say.

 

He took wing in all haste

So his mistake could be made right,

The landscape disappeared beneath him,

As he flew with all his might.

 

He landed on a power line

Above Grandma's bedroom window,

Curious eyes peeped inside,

And saw her rotted head on her pillow.

 

There was a nice girl with a ladle

Pouring an appetizing soup in Granny lips.

No longer able to contain himself

He went straight in quick quick.

 

He entered the room shoving aside

The girl filling up his plate.

And on a feast of Granny Hawk

His hunger he did sate.

Posted

*Falcon backs up a few steps from Andrea*

 

Okay, now that's just plain creepier than hell. Good Poem...but creepier than hell.

 

*Falcon maintains a good six feet between the two of them and looks at her rather strangely*

 

o_O

Posted

I guess you have to have a certain taste for works such as Tim Burton's or Jhonen Vasquez's.

 

 

 

"I'm gonna sing the doom song! Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom..."

 

-G.I.R.

 

Guest Lord Seth Exodus
Posted

Well *cough* that...paints an...interesting picture. It's creative, I'll give you that much. Now, this surpasses the borders of where I dare to tread, ever so slightly. But, it paints a clear picture, and it has a twist the likes of which I have never seen; and I think that stretching the "norm." is a daring step, and you've taken. Kudos to you for that.

 

 

 

-Seth Exodus

 

Initiate of The Pen

Posted

Holding his sides, he exclaims

 

Oh that's black humor that hits the spot nicely. Well done! Bravo.

 

How wickedly delicious!

 

sniggers as he runs back to work.

 

Welcome back!

 

-Peredhil

Guest Minta Rose
Posted

(Tzimfemme glances back at her pet conure, who is currently testing the limits of eardrum resiliency with high-decibel joyous noises.)

 

 

 

You do know how often I've been tempted. . .

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