Guest Rezure Posted December 18, 2002 Report Posted December 18, 2002 to hopefully rid myself of this wonderful award. Obviously, this one has to be sung by someone in a cowboy hat, or at least a paul revere-style jacket and accompanied by a banjo in full-on dosido mode. Or it just doesn't work. Me an' me pa we was roastin' some weenies on the barbecue When a man wit' a fiddle come and say "hey diddle-diddle and a how-do-ya-diddle-dee do? He say "might I have a little jus' a bit of a nibble of that succulent weenie, ye two? I say "answer my riddle then you may get a little of a sum-sumthin' fer ya to chew. I say "what must ya whittle ta make a good skittle tell me the answer true" He say "my, that's a dumb riddle" then he gave me the middle finger and off he flew <killer banjo solo> Me an' me pal we was roastin' some weenies when a girl walked by wearin' a hat well we coun't'a been keener to show her the weeners but she wouldn't have any of that Then around came a bear with a coat of black hair an' he stopped right by our hut Well we gave 'im a chair and we offered our fare Said he'd normally love some, but He was watchin' his figure which you just wouldn't figure by lookin' at 'is gut Impostor "911 is a joke, we don't want 'em"
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