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The weenie song


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to hopefully rid myself of this wonderful award. Obviously, this one has to be sung by someone in a cowboy hat, or at least a paul revere-style jacket and accompanied by a banjo in full-on dosido mode. Or it just doesn't work.

 

Me an' me pa

we was roastin' some weenies

on the barbecue

 

When a man wit' a fiddle

come and say "hey diddle-diddle

and a how-do-ya-diddle-dee do?

 

He say "might I have a little

jus' a bit of a nibble

of that succulent weenie, ye two?

 

I say "answer my riddle

then you may get a little

of a sum-sumthin' fer ya to chew.

 

I say "what must ya whittle

ta make a good skittle

tell me the answer true"

 

He say "my, that's a dumb riddle"

then he gave me the middle

finger and off he flew

 

<killer banjo solo>

 

Me an' me pal

we was roastin' some weenies

when a girl walked by wearin' a hat

 

well we coun't'a been keener

to show her the weeners

but she wouldn't have any of that

 

Then around came a bear

with a coat of black hair

an' he stopped right by our hut

 

Well we gave 'im a chair

and we offered our fare

Said he'd normally love some, but

 

He was watchin' his figure

which you just wouldn't figure

by lookin' at 'is gut

 

Impostor

"911 is a joke, we don't want 'em"

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