Guest andrea hawk Posted November 7, 2002 Report Posted November 7, 2002 My weenie didn't use to be this way I have a dirty weenie And it's all because of a genie I was sad because it was so teeny It looked bad with my bikini So I rubbed.... the magic lamp My first wish was for a martini My second wish was for my weenie I WISH IT WAS AS BIG AS A ZUCCHINI! But not thin like fettuccine! And so he said YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND AND HE SAID "NARDINI!" And my teeny weenie, Got as big as a zucchini! And then I dropped it in the dirt. And then I had a dirty weenine. But then I said "God made dirt and dirt don't hurt." Then I ate my dirty weenine. And the next day went barf-a-rooney.
Peredhil Posted May 30, 2003 Report Posted May 30, 2003 Laughs in delight When working off a "Weenie Award" for not having posted in a while, this cute poem is clever. I didn't realize there were so many ways to rhyme that word.
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