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As long as you don't blame the spreading on him. He's been doing all he can to keep the lava in for the last ten years, but it's really hard to hold miles of hot lava in.

 

I might agree that in numbers he's the key. However, I don't think that by himself he can solve the spreading. ----------

I want to be page 93 of Pineapples, the Avian Crows-Nyyark

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Conflicted. Conflicted and confused.

 

Conflicted. Caught between the poles

 

of the geothermal considerations

 

underlying tectonic shifting of plates

 

and the clearly compelling character

 

of a creature first found dwelling in an arcade.

 

Conflicted. Conflicted and confused.

 

Conflicted and considering the possibility

 

that the key may lie with another arcade creature

 

made of colorful pixels and called Donkey Kong. Edited by: Cyril Darkcloud at: 4/30/02 8:37:37 pm

Guest ArawnD
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Why do people always blame Pac-man?

The Mad King

Guest Zephryin
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Huh? * Blinks in confusion* Uhh...how, exactly?

 

 

 

Wait, I guess it makes sense, seeing as to how Mortal Kombat is responsible for nation-wide high crime rates... Edited by: Zephryin at: 5/1/02 8:22:55 am

Guest ArawnD
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There you go!! Logic isn't necessary!!

The Mad King

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If Pac-Man is the key to sea flor spreading, then it follows that Arkanoid will solve the degradation of the ozone layer! Eureka! Nyyark, it's brilliant! All we have to do is plot his exact mercator coordinates, and the trajectories making the greatest use of wind shear... Why, when all's said and done the plan to power vehicles by Goomba could be realized within the decade!!

Guest Xradion
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        But what about the inverse egon isiduator postulate that Dr. Light discovered when Mega Man fought Samus for the metroid's power source?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Xradion,

The Horny Druid,

Scholar of the Ancient Arts,

Holder of the Eye of Odin.

 

"The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream."

-Wallace Stevens

 

"When at home, do as the Homans do." –Xradion

 

 

 

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Pshaw! You all know the chicken came first. ~Zool~

 

 

 

Ancient, The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

 

 

Bard of Terra, Patron Saint of Aspiring Bards.

 

 

Elder than dirt, more foolish than a jester, able to trip over the smallest logic in a single step. It's... Oh, you know.

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And the chickens, when they die, they go back in time... back in time to Mario 1. Don't believe me? Why do fireballs say 'buck-buck?'.

 

 

 

Think about it.

 

 

 

 

 

...or eat some shake n' bake. Either way someone wins.

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Humph, you fools! When I wield the Dual Blade, nothing shall stand in my way, all of you will be cast aside like chaff to my wheat...or...hmm...nevermind, it'll be bad. AND THEN I'LL EAT THE CHICKENS! Cioden Darkeye

 

 

 

Quill-Bearer - The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

 

President of the Peredhil Fan Club

 

Owner of the Reply Raven - Enemy to all those who never post responses

 

Ashaman - WoT - Blitz II

 

Council - The Hunters - Blitz II

 

Leisure Officer - SFV Ultima - Beta

 

Guest ArawnD
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But what about the childern? Won't someone think of the children?

The Mad King

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Mina tori wa watashi no toriniku desu.

 

 

 

(All birds are MY chickens)

 

 

 

Watashi wa ookii na toriniku-sakana desu!

 

 

 

(I am the big Chicken fish)

 

 

 

Minasen! Tsukemono o tabetakunakatta o kudasai!

 

 

 

Everyone! Please! Let us not haven eaten the pickles!

 

 

 

Wakarimasen ka? Anata wa wakarimasu...

 

 

 

Don't understand? You will...

 

 

 

(Bhurin pays a small, Japanese dwarf, then continues eating his teriyaki...)

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