The Portrait of Zool Posted March 11, 2002 Report Share Posted March 11, 2002 Let's face it, it would be a nonexistant list of what is not cool about Peredhil, and I want participation here! I'll start off. 1. He is polite. (That's a given) 2. He is unfailingly polite. 3. He is even polite when he is (metaphorically) ripping out your guts. 4. He always has a kind word. 5. He even has a use for pigs. 6. He doesn't blush or sneer when the words "growth" and "love" are used in the same sentence - heck, he'll even use them in the same sentence! 7. He'll even hug you if you haven't showered in a week. 8. He is my friend. 9. His word mastery pegs the needle of the Abil-o-meter in the "Formidable" region. 10. He is a Master Weight-lifter of life! ~Zool~ Ancient, The Pen is Mightier than the Sword. Bard of Terra, Patron Saint of Aspiring Bards. Elder than dirt, more foolish than a jester, able to trip over the smallest logic in a single step. It's... Oh, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GrandMaster Zifnab Posted March 11, 2002 Report Share Posted March 11, 2002 11. Has anyone metioned how polite he is? 12. He is as friendly and chatty as a homeless drunkard at 4 am in the morning.....but a little less smelly. 13. He uses his politeness as a cover for his satanic nature.He declared a persoanl war on me a while ago....`nuff said. 14. He`s a Scooby-Doo fan!! "Rello Shaggy!" "Zoicks!!" 15. His mother dresses him funny. 16. He`s possibly the nicest person I`ve ever met.Why,if he overcomes that problem he has with womens underwear I might actually hang around him more. 17. He`s one of the few people on the internet that still treats women with respect.(See point 16) 18. He reminds me of my younger brother,except he doesn`t cry when I knock his teeth out, complain about my smelly socks or crash my car for fun.Though he still has the same taste in clothing (See point 16 and 17) 19. He`s made an impact on every person that comes across him. 20. No one has anything negative to say about him....unless in jest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted March 12, 2002 Report Share Posted March 12, 2002 21. He never gives up. Even when he's good and ready. 22. He's a Tolkien fan. 23. He named his online persona after Elrond half-elven. 24. He is one of, if not THE kindest, most outgoing, generous, upbeat people I remember meeting in the past twenty-two years. 25. Point twenty-four being said, he will take you apart piece by bloody piece (politely) if you cross him in AM. 26. He designed a wonderfully nifty RPG whose technical aspect is still shrouded in mystery to this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhurin Posted March 12, 2002 Report Share Posted March 12, 2002 27. He is NEVER without his patented bottle'o Moutain Dew ©. (Rather classy, I might add). 28. He has a gift for poetry seldom seen in the living (all those dead poets get all the credit). 29. He's got SO many posts on this message board, I feel like vomiting every time I see the total (I'm allergic to dedication ) 30. He works for the Military in RL (Hey, to a dumb kid like me, that IS cool, and a very nifty contrast to his online persona). 31. He's not TOO polite not to burn you, and not mean enough to mean it. 32. He's an official bard of Terra (Hail!). 33. He's RL name abbreviated is Law. (Oh cool is that?!) Bhurin does his bestest Judge Dread Impression, "I am the LAW!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peredhil Posted March 12, 2002 Report Share Posted March 12, 2002 Peredhil blushes and wavers between strangling Zool for starting this, or hugging him. Erm. Well. This is all very nice, but I'm really not all THAT! I have far far too many fallible weaknesses! Blame it on the human side... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Portrait of Zool Posted March 12, 2002 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2002 34. His weaknesses are all fallible. "Ack-ack! Pered - don't forget your blood pressure!" Zool is chased off by Peredhil, who is shaking his fist in a polite rage... ~Zool~ Ancient, The Pen is Mightier than the Sword. Bard of Terra, Patron Saint of Aspiring Bards. Elder than dirt, more foolish than a jester, able to trip over the smallest logic in a single step. It's... Oh, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degenero Angelus Posted March 12, 2002 Report Share Posted March 12, 2002 Well, the best thing about Peredhil is . . He's Peredhil! Now, my list. 1. He's always somewhere when I need to talk to him (Even if it usually isn't where I want him to be ) 2. He never has anything bad to say 3. I can't think of anything bad to say about him. 4. Definitely one of the more polite people I've ever met. 5. I think it's been mentioned before, but there's never enough room for Tolkien 6. He's getting embarrased about this thread. (A.K.A. Modesty ) That's enough for now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Celes Crusader Posted March 13, 2002 Report Share Posted March 13, 2002 The coolest thing about Peredhil is that he managed to easily passed for a girl (see "The Frenchies are doing things upside down" in the Recruitment Office). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Signe Green Posted March 13, 2002 Report Share Posted March 13, 2002 my list 1. he always helps me find perspective even when I'm hysterically avoiding it 2. he makes me feel good about myself when I don't want to 3. he always has something good to say about everyone and anything NOT complimentary he has to say is invariably true and insightful. 4. he's sweet and kind and nice and good, and he knows better than anyone what I mean by my poems. 5. lots of other things that I prefer to keep to myself. http://www.themightypen.net/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyyark Posted March 13, 2002 Report Share Posted March 13, 2002 He puts up with us long past the point that I would (like this thread...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DoctorEvil65 Posted March 13, 2002 Report Share Posted March 13, 2002 Well....of course.....Peredhil's Best Enemy has to chime in on this one...... The Top 10 Things DoctorEvil dislikes about Peredhil 10. His name starts with the letter "P" 9. He has more living henchmen than the Doctor (The Doctor has more un-living ones though....) 8. He doesn't cuss enough 7. He's always trying to make people feel good about themselves 6. He's half-elven but the Doctor is pretty sure the other half is Ms. Manners 5. He encourages people too much 4. One word.....Hugs 3. He's always thwarting the Doctor 2. He's polite 1. No.....seriously....he really is disgustingly polite....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Balladore Posted March 17, 2002 Report Share Posted March 17, 2002 My list of things that are good about Peredhil: 1. He is kind and considerate when critiquing (check out the spelling on that baby!) others' writing, etc. 2. He is (though its been said) polite and treats people with respect, but still knows how to have a good time 3. He is one of the founders of this site (if not the only one, I don't know enough of my Pen history) 4. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better when you're down on yourself 5. And finally, he has to be the wisest person I have ever met. (even more so than myself, and that's an accomplishment! No, Just joking, Peredhil is extremely wise) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon2001 Posted March 21, 2002 Report Share Posted March 21, 2002 *Falcon debates whether or not it would be appropiate to cut and paste the Peredhil Fan Club's Official Nice Things About Peredhil Book on here, even though Falcon wrote it* But anyway, here's my list: #1. He's got that completely cool aura about him. I mean, the name Peredhil just emanates authority and coolness. And politeness. #2. His poetic skill is just sickening at times. I swear, it's like he's the channeler for all the great writers at once. #3. He's *just* insane enough to be funny. #4. He's really really really really really polite. And I mean, REALLY polite. As in, way too polite. #5. He's Nyyark's dad. I mean, how cool is that? Cioden Darkeye Quill-Bearer - The Pen is Mightier than the Sword President of the Peredhil Fan Club Owner of the Reply Raven - Enemy to all those who never post responses Ashaman - WoT - Blitz II Council - The Hunters - Blitz II Leisure Officer - SFV Ultima - Beta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverie Posted March 21, 2002 Report Share Posted March 21, 2002 rev's list of why peredhil is cool. 1. He knows what a woobie is. That's all. Good night. the dream continues... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Minta Rose Posted March 21, 2002 Report Share Posted March 21, 2002 " 'Coolness always rises' ," repeated Tzimfemme, squinting at a diagram on the wall, in the rear of Zool's portrait. . . . "I think we _may_ have singled out the design flaw in this perpetual motion machine, boss." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyyark Posted March 22, 2002 Report Share Posted March 22, 2002 That should transfer the cool factor to me and not the other way around, right Falcon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Portrait of Zool Posted March 22, 2002 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2002 Nope. Coolness always rises... ~Zool~ Ancient, The Pen is Mightier than the Sword. Bard of Terra, Patron Saint of Aspiring Bards. Elder than dirt, more foolish than a jester, able to trip over the smallest logic in a single step. It's... Oh, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Portrait of Zool Posted March 22, 2002 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2002 "'THE' design flaw..." M'Lady does me credit. ~Zool~ Ancient, The Pen is Mightier than the Sword. Bard of Terra, Patron Saint of Aspiring Bards. Elder than dirt, more foolish than a jester, able to trip over the smallest logic in a single step. It's... Oh, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DoctorEvil65 Posted March 23, 2002 Report Share Posted March 23, 2002 Which can only lead to this old rehash..... arch17.magewar.com/ubb/Fo...00592.html Top 10 Best Things About Zool 10. Zool is a Bard of Terra. 9. Zool is Looz spelled backwards. 8. Zool rhymes with Fool and Tool and Drool and Stool and Pool and Cool and Yule and Ghoul and Rule and Joule or just about anything.... 7. Zool has a lot of posts in the BH 6. ....and some of them are worth reading 4. Zool has excellent grammar, spelling and puncuation skills 3. Zool knows how to use ALL of the smiley faces correctly. 2. Zool is a pretty damn good ally. 1. Zool likes beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peredhil Posted March 23, 2002 Report Share Posted March 23, 2002 Doctor, you are indeed Evil. I'm aloving it suddenly. 1. Zool is the reason I posted anything at the UBB. I'd posted a comment in Ozymandias' "Upside-down Crosses" thread, and he and I struck up an e-conversation. Then he threatened to never email me again if I didn't start posting some of my comments, poems, or stories. The threat of a life without Zool was enough to overcome my own valuation of my skill, and I posted... And here we are. Thanks Buddy, Your Friend Always, Elrond Peredhil, 31 Bard of Terra Ancient of the Pen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peredhil Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 blushing, he considers deleting this thread until he reaches the end of the spool... Say! We need more things about ZOOLIO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayshela Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 which would go on the "What's Cool about Zool" thread, right? What's cool about Peredhil.. he listens he understands he forgives he sees the good in people he doesn't throw people away which makes him WAY cool in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrenWind Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 he has a loving heart he is a great friend he knows how to make tea he hugs people more than i do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peredhil Posted October 3, 2003 Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 Peredhil meeps and starts trying to bury the thread into the murky depths of the Cabaret Room again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savannah Posted October 3, 2003 Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 (edited) He notices new people and he immediately rushes out to make them feel welcome. He knows the value of a hug. He can never be replaced. my time around Peredhil is limited at best-but nowhere I have visited has anyone ever had anything bad to say about him. Edited October 3, 2003 by Savannah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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