Laptop

[Snypiuer]

Snypiuer finds his laptop barely alive.

Snypiuer pokes laptop with a stick.

Snypiuer does a "Make laptop strong" dance.

Snypiuer pokes laptop with another, pointy-er stick.

Snypiuer yells at laptop.

Snypiuer threatens laptop.

Snypiuer attempts to gaslight laptop by insisting it's the laptops' fault  Snypiuer is angry with it.

Snypiuer apologizes, says he'll change, he'll treat the laptop better.

Snypiuer pokes laptop with an even pointy-er stick.

Snypiuer berates laptop.

Snypiuer's niece walks in.

Niece: ""What's the problem!?

Snypiuer: *As he yells at laptop and viciously pokes it with his pointy laptop poker* "BAD! BAD LAPTOP!!"

Niece: "Didn't you get the extended warranty?"

Snypiuer: *Stops berating and poking laptop and stares at niece* "Ummm"

Snypiuer  checks.

Snypiuer explains to laptop that if it hadn't of made Snypiuer so angry, Snypiuer wouldn't have been so harsh with it but, even though it's the laptops' fault and since Snypiuer is such a good person, it should appreciate that Snypiuer will send it in for repairs.

Niece: "You're weird." *Gently pats laptop* "Good laptop, don't listen to the meany."

Snypiuer will check-in when possible! No idea how long will be without laptop.

[Harmonious_Echos]

Relatable 🤣 Also my kids all think I'm pretty weird, too. But I guess that's normal?
Favorite writing-related self motivational speech lately:

"Writing is like taking a 💩. If you try to force it, or go too fast, it flies everywhere, messes everything up and leaves you feeling all wrong." 

...facts. 
I find that's true about most things... but especially writing. My written constipation last YEARS sometimes. Y'all know 🤣  

Edited December 18, 2024 by Harmonious_Echos

[Snypiuer]

Snypiuers' laptop was returned a while back.

It came back with an attitude - Snypiuer was running Windows 10 and did NOT want to upgrade to 11 (which he STATED in the paperwork), but it was upgraded and now, Snypiuer can't find the original product key to reinstall 10.

So Snypiuer was FORCED to apply his pointiest poking stick in order to reeducate said laptop and remind it as to its' PROPER place.

On a side note, and TOTALLY unrelated to ANY actions Snypiuer may or may not have taken, Snypiuer will be attending therapy for "Aggression Management".

O.K., TECHNICALLY, it's "court ordered", but completely unnecessary and merely a misunderstanding on the part of a CERTAIN individual *stares at niece*, who overreacted and notified LPS (Laptop Protective Services).

Niece: You were ABUSING it with that stick you found outside, while yelling at it and saying words that I, as a CHILD, should NOT be hearing!

Snypiuer: IT GOT A NEW SSD, BATTERY AND KEYBOARD AND SUDDENLY IT THINKS IT'S BETTER THEN . . .

Niece: *Cutting Snypiuer off* HEY! What did the therapist say!?

Snypiuer stares at niece.

Takes a deep breath.

Counts to 10.

Slowly releases breath.

Anyways, Snypiuer also had a backlog of emails he had to go through (we've already gone over WHY Snypiuer HAS to go through EVERY email, so we will not reiterate that here) and has FINALLY gone through them all.

Now, Snypiuer just has to overcome his natural laziness, propensity to procrastinate and tendency to . . .

[Harmonious_Echos]

Ew, Windows 11?! Relatable ick there. 10 did NOT need revised or upgraded into a totally unusable form.. I agree. 
Still, probably best not to abuse with a stick, to be on the safe side! 😂