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Snypiuer finds his laptop barely alive.

Snypiuer pokes laptop with a stick.

Snypiuer does a "Make laptop strong" dance.

Snypiuer pokes laptop with another, pointy-er stick.

Snypiuer yells at laptop.

Snypiuer threatens laptop.

Snypiuer attempts to gaslight laptop by insisting it's the laptops' fault  Snypiuer is angry with it.

Snypiuer apologizes, says he'll change, he'll treat the laptop better.

Snypiuer pokes laptop with an even pointy-er stick.

Snypiuer berates laptop.

Snypiuer's niece walks in.

Niece: ""What's the problem!?

Snypiuer: *As he yells at laptop and viciously pokes it with his pointy laptop poker* "BAD! BAD LAPTOP!!"

Niece: "Didn't you get the extended warranty?"

Snypiuer: *Stops berating and poking laptop and stares at niece* "Ummm"

Snypiuer  checks.

Snypiuer explains to laptop that if it hadn't of made Snypiuer so angry, Snypiuer wouldn't have been so harsh with it but, even though it's the laptops' fault and since Snypiuer is such a good person, it should appreciate that Snypiuer will send it in for repairs.

Niece: "You're weird." *Gently pats laptop* "Good laptop, don't listen to the meany."

Snypiuer will check-in when possible! No idea how long will be without laptop.

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Relatable 🤣 Also my kids all think I'm pretty weird, too. But I guess that's normal?
Favorite writing-related self motivational speech lately:

"Writing is like taking a 💩. If you try to force it, or go too fast, it flies everywhere, messes everything up and leaves you feeling all wrong." 

...facts. 
I find that's true about most things... but especially writing. My written constipation last YEARS sometimes. Y'all know 🤣  

Edited by Harmonious_Echos
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