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Snypiuer is about to eat a Filet-o-Fish sandwich that has been sitting on the table for the past six and a half hours (hopefully the microwaving helped).

If you never hear from him again:

 

TELL HIS STORY!!!🤪

  • 2 weeks later...
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Snypiuers' Niece: Hi. As you know, my dearly beloved uncle made an unwise decision to eat a filet-o-fish sandwich that had been sitting on the table for 6 and a half hours, what you haven't been informed of is, the very next day, he made the equally unwise decision to eat a dozen shrimp left on the table for an unknown length of time but, to be  honest, they were room temperature at best. Due to his ill-advised culinary decisions, there was a brief, but violent reaction. So, it is with a sad and heavy heart that I regret to announce that my beloved uncle Snypiuer has . . .

Snypiuer: Hey, what'chya doing?

Niece: Go away.

Snypiuer: That a GoFundMe? What'chya making a GoFundMe for?

Niece: Go. A. Way.

Snypiuer: Let me see! *reads* HEY! What do you mean "unwise" and "ill-advised"!? YOU gave me them! And I feel great, I got the digestive tract of a vulture! Wait . . . is this a GoFundMe for my FUNERAL cost!? Are you trying to scam people by claiming I'm dead!?

Niece: ARGHHH! You ruin EVERYTHING! *stomps away*

Snypiuer: You can't kill me! Not the Kid! I AM IRONMAN BABY!

Niece: *in another room* Mom! Take me to go find another fish sandwich!

Snypiuer: You come for the King, you better . . . wait . . . what do you mean "find"? *follows niece* WHAT DO YOU MEAN "FIND"!?

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