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Snypiuer sees his niece headed from her room to the bathroom. Snypiuer is not wearing his glasses, so he just sees a fuzzy figure . . . with an orange face!? He puts his glasses on and gives out an uncontrollable gasp. Snypiuers' niece is in a makeup faze and follows makeup tutorials . . . yeah.

Snypiuer: *GASP!!!*

Niece: *Stops and stares at Snypiuer*

Snypiuer and niece stare at each other for an uncomfortable moment . . . then,

Snypiuer: *Starts to sing*

Oompa loompa doompa dee do

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa loompa doompa da dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid messes up

Covering her face with a bunch of makeup

How can you make . . . her understand

She looks like she's trying to kill . . . Bat . . . Man

You look like a cartoon villain

Niece: MOM! *Stomps away*

Snypiuer hears his sister in the distance: WHAT THE!? HA! HAHA!!

Snypiuer hears the stomping return as his niece enters the bathroom and slams the door.

Snypiuer: HEY! Mr. Wonka called, he says you need to get to work because there's so much time and so little to do! No! Wait! Strike that! Reverse it!

Niece: *From behind door* YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!!!

Snypiuer: YES! YES I AM! AND SO'S YOUR FACE!

Snypiuer LOVES his niece! She's his BESTEST BUDDY EVER!

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Referring to my family's littles as oompa-loompas has its drawbacks... seeing as Harmony is only 5 foot 2... A large majority of younger folks are already taller than I am 😅
There are benefits to being called one, though. I then feel legally obligated to repossess all the chocolate.. 

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