Who do you want to fight? A conversation.

[Snypiuer]

Snypiuer: I want to go on that T.V. show "Beat Bobby Flay".

You: Really!?

Snypiuer: Yeah! I would DESTROY him!

You: Wow, you're THAT good a cook?

Snypiuer: (Confused) Imma say what now?

You: A cook. A chef. You . . . make . . . food . . . good.

Snypiuer: Why would I have to be a good cook!?

You: Have you EVER seen "Beat Bobby Flay"?

Snypiuer: No.

You: It's a cooking show where a CHEF cooks their specialty and BOBBY FLAY makes his own version of that specialty and then they're judged to see which one is better.

Snypiuer: (Blank stare) Really?

You: Yeah, really.

Snypiuer: (Depressed) Well. O.K. then. Never mind. (Goes to put away his beating bat).