New Favorite Saying

[Snypiuer]

No idea who came up with it but here it is:

I'm letting God handle this one, because if I fix it, I'm going to prison.

 

[Peredhil]

Too true, true too.

[Snypiuer]

Another one (again, no idea who came up with it):

Pretty sure my last words will be, "Well crap, THAT didn't work!"

Before I saw this one, I always figured my last words will be my go-to phrase when something catastrophic is about to happen to me, "This sucks." If I use this one instead, the "THAT didn't work!" part makes me think I would actually be actively attempting to avoid whatever event precipitates the utterance of said last words . . . like I had hope or something.