Who Do You Want to Fight?

[Snypiuer]

I want to fight Shaq.

That's right.

I can, probably, take him

In a semi-fair fight.

I want to fight Shaq.

I'm not afraid of his size.

I'll climb up on a chair,

Pop him in his eyes.

I want to fight Shaq.

At least one round.

The battle would be epic

But, I think, he'd go down.

I want to fight Shaq.

Not out of hate.

Actually, I'm a fan.

I think he's really great!

I want to fight Shaq.

Not for notoriety.

Neither for the glory

Or publicity.

I want to fight Shaq.

So HE can say he did.

So he can tell his grandchildren

And they can tell their kid.

I want to fight Shaq.

So when it's time to retire

He can have a story

To tell around a fire.

I want to fight Shaq.

I think it's plain to see

I'd be doing it for him

And not a bit for me.

 

I want to fight Shaq.