Nonsense sentences

[Hjolnai]

(Objective: Make up some interestingly nonsensical sentences. Try to avoid a coherent narrative, but also to maintain grammar. Post any you come up with.)

 

(Reposted from Cbox:)

So, how many existences can sit in a red tree? Whence cometh the sign of no return? A lyre eats the purple cat, and escapes into food.

Thrace made a flying box in which to see lyres run. Endless green twisted pair cables span the quilt, nastily waving their sandpapered rulers.

 

(New:)

White calculators walk calmly but efficiently to the duct tape, which itself is not a fish.

[Hjolnai]

The fire-toed weretable nonchalantly threw a molecule at invisible frogs, for they would not chair the heading. No treasonous quiescences have any Zulu palms for their yurts. Why should polynomials do the blue tango, if queries are defenestrated?

[Alaeha]

Have we twice engaged the cosmic microbes in flailingly graceful yogurt? Nay, my hedgehogs, you have octuplets in the sextillions to bring to the beginning of omega! Rejoice and be sorrowful, for this is the beardsecond which the Divine Architect has wrought in his effervescent and swirly sophomorism.

[Katzaniel]

Two nights, and therefore we come to be. On and around, I saw you sleeping, but then you slept. Do not be aware! It won't know.

[The Big Pointy One]

From our good friends on the interwebs:

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[Katzaniel]

A buffaloable, buffaloing buffalo buffaloly buffaloed buffaloes?

[The Big Pointy One]

The sentence jumps; resistance is strawberry.

[Tamaranis]

Two nights, and therefore we come to be. On and around, I saw you sleeping, but then you slept. Do not be aware! It won't know.

 

This is like... in fantasy novels prophets, in addition to giving out prophecies, also do a lot of incoherent but sort of creepy ranting.

 

That's what this is.

[Gwaihir]

The chicken waits for blue, but the emperor of ice cream is more skilled.

[Hjolnai]

I refuse to confirm the inaccuracy of fish, for they are not ashamed. Anger and terror ganged up on the poor tree, which stood a head above the Captain's inspiration.

[Sweetcherrie]

Never have I ever seen more precious pebbles that I could hear flowing through the breeze of the blue trees.

[The Portrait of Zool]

Ionic grumbling slathered the waits, but I degarded.

[Brighid of Byrness]

The sound of shifting corn stalks filled my ears; my bucket remained empty of dreams.

[The Portrait of Zool]

Zombies crunched daintily on frayed nerves as the body snatchers invaded.

[Brighid of Byrness]

I asked the crumpled cardboard box, "Why does Emptiness yawn so derisively?"

[The Portrait of Zool]

Many inebriates gauge bygone the calculus of clouds.

[Brighid of Byrness]

Snarky apples served biting criticism to the rubbish bin.

[The Portrait of Zool]

Polka dotted jaguars mamboed to the thrumm of the color blind chameleon.

[Brighid of Byrness]

Heliotropic hearts were the first to scream the daydream.

[The Portrait of Zool]

Ash trays dusted the steel eraser bush.

[Hjolnai]

I am never going to tell you the answer to five wavering riddles, no matter how many spoons turn orange.

[The Portrait of Zool]

Hiya Hjolnai!

 

A mask of transparency caked the highest pit of ineptitude.

[Brighid of Byrness]

A carnival of frogs murdered the shiest dandelion.

[The Portrait of Zool]

Obamacare will cause medical costs to go through the roof because 'death panels' will kill you off before you bleed the system dry.

[Brighid of Byrness]

Obamacare will cause medical costs to go through the roof because 'death panels' will kill you off before you bleed the system dry.

Nonsense sentence for sure!