When Muse crashed the Banquet Hall

[Mistress Muse]

When Muse crashed the Banquet Hall,

The party was in full swing,

The moon was shining full & bright,

The bells began to ring;

But then Muse crashed the banquet Hall,

And ended everything.

When Muse crashed the Banquet Hall,

The punch turned into suet;

The marble floors were thick with glue,

Harmony screamed “I knew it!”

The rugs grew mildew in rainbow hues,

But smelled of dirty socks—

and all the Banquet fare was et

by little Goldilocks.

The party balloons all turned pink,

Then changed to elephants,

When Muse appeared, then quickly fled

To avoid consequence.

Heh, heh.

[The Death of Rats]

The bones stood up and danced

to hear such merry tune

Edge flashed in the dark

snicker-snack by light of the moon

Tap, Line, Step, Waltz,

until the last squeak echoed

Cross the floor

and it was over all too soon

[Harmonious_Echos]

*quickly grabs an spell-laden tablecloth to capture Muse before she flees* Aha! Now I have you!

Edited December 8, 2012 by Harmony

[Mistress Muse]

No you don't. I have me. *grabs self by seat of (pants? shell?) and lifts self out of Harmony's reach*