Snypiuer Posted December 21, 2010 Report Posted December 21, 2010 Snypiuer stumbles in to find 2 unidentified Pennites. One wears a much too large overcoat, has extremely curly, red hair and carries an old taxi cab horn. The other is wearing a suit that looks like it may be 1 size too small as well as a slightly too small felt hat. Snypiuer stares at them as the first one smiles widely and begins to roughly get the others' attention - this is done with no other sound then that of the horn. P1 (Pennite 1): HONK! HONK! HONK! *Grabs P2's shoulder and shakes it violently, then proceeds to slap said shoulder and point at Snypiuer* P2: *Trying to figure out what's going on* (Thick, obviously fake, Italian accent) What's-a going onna!? Why-a youse-a slapping me arou. . . (Finally seeing who P1 is pointing at) SNYPIUER-a! Where-a youse-a been!? It's-a good-a to sees youse-a back-a! Snypiuer: Ahhhh. . . P2: What's-a matta? Youse-a get-a hit onna the head? P1: *Looks worried* Honk! Honk! Snypiuer: No? Ummm. . . P2: I no-a know, youse-a look-a like youse-a no-a feeling well-a. *Turns to P1* Check-a his vitals! P1: HONK! HONK! *Pulls out a giant stethoscope and places it on Snypiuer's chest, a loud BOOM-BOOM echoes from the stethoscope as it falls to the ground and P1 stumbles around with hands covering ears and eyes rolling wildly* P2: His-a ticka sounds-a pretty good-a! Check-a his blood-a pressure-a! P1: HONK! *Pulls out a blood pressure cuff, struggles a bit with Snypiuer, but finally gets it on his arm (not Snypiuer's, his arm) and begins to manically inflate it 'till it explodes. Once again stumbles around.* P2: That's-a lotta pressure! Check-a his-a temper-a-ture! P1: HONK! HONK! *Snypiuer begins to back away as P1 pulls out a giant thermometer* HONK! *Snypiuer makes a break for it as P1 makes it clear that it is NOT an oral thermometer* HONK! HONK! Snypiuer: ARGHHH!!! P2: Look-a him-a run! Looks-a like-a he's-a late for-a something-a! P1: HONK! O.K. then! Looks like we have a bit of activity. Several Pennites have shared their knowledge in 'Things I have Learned' http://www.patrickdurham.net/themightypen/index.php?showtopic=15061 as well as checked in here http://www.patrickdurham.net/themightypen/index.php?showtopic=16926 and here http://www.patrickdurham.net/themightypen/index.php?showtopic=16813 Hjolnai continued 'Shades of Grey' http://www.patrickdurham.net/themightypen/index.php?showtopic=16968 and eyeoneblack not only gave some good advice on it, but hinted at a possible story for the Recruiter's office? I know I look forward to that! Those of you who can enter 'The Muse and Quill Café' (membership has it's privileges) GO! NOW! Gravia has started up a new poetry challenge. In fact, check out the other challenges while you're at it! Jomeansme may have finished 'Dreams' http://www.patrickdurham.net/themightypen/index.php?showtopic=16994 but I hope it's just the beginning of many more. Cryptomancer gave us 'Because i can' http://www.patrickdurham.net/themightypen/index.php?showtopic=17018 you know why? BECAUSE HE CAN! It just may be ME, but all I can see when I read this is Gene Wilder reciting this with growing tension as he sits in the bow of a paddle boat propelled by little orange men with green hair and white overalls as they race haphazardly through darkened tunnels filled with fleeting glimpses of disturbing images. But, that just may be me. Zariah told us what's going on, what's the deally-o, with 'My life at the moment' http://www.patrickdurham.net/themightypen/index.php?showtopic=17019 Then I eaves-dropped on Vlad while he had 'Conversations with a Stranger' http://www.patrickdurham.net/themightypen/index.php?showtopic=17016 Who hasn't read Regel's 'Surprise' in the 'Critic's Corner' of the 'Assembly Room'? http://www.patrickdurham.net/themightypen/index.php?showforum=3 I would say shame on you for missing out on it, but that would be like waving a chocolate cake in front of a starving third-world child - then punching him. Ozymandias snuck into the 'Library' and left 'Cantankerous' http://www.patrickdurham.net/themightypen/index.php?showtopic=17020 for us. AND, we were able to get enough money to pay the bills! Not to mention that I finally received a box of Mighty Pen T-shirts and sent Hjolnai his for winning the first giveaway. . . Which brings us to: THE NEXT MIGHTY PEN T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY!!! We have a new year coming up, so our competition will be to write about 'New' things: Beginnings, relationships, life, universes, NEW! The winner (winner-S? May be!? - If enough people write, I just might HAVE to give more than one away!) WILL receive a Mighty Pen T-shirt! Contest starts. . . . . . NOW!!! And will end January 31. I will then select a winner. So. . . START WRITING!!!
Degorram Posted December 21, 2010 Report Posted December 21, 2010 *Degorram sheepishly shuffles through the folder of new material she had kept meaning to post, but always forgot....*
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