This is my WOMB stick!

[The Death of Rats]

We remove scars, chins, and asses.

We tune up cars, pianos, and fish.

 

Dances if you want them,

No children left behind.

 

No parking in rearview mirror.

Objects may be closer than they appear.

 

No fishing,

No shoulders,

No talking

 

Please return your seat to its upright and locked position

It's my creation

[Appy]

\o/

 

*cuddles the small rodent*

 

Thank you

[Peredhil]

I like.

 

Isn't "WOMB" the sound an elephant makes when it farts in a cave?

[Snypiuer]

I'll have whatever the little skeletal rodent is having!

 

Peredhil, under VERY precise conditions (diet, positioning and cave acoustics), "WOMB" would indeed be the sound of an elephant farting in a cave.

 

HOWEVER, barring these PRECISE conditions, the AVERAGE sound of an elephant farting in a cave is more akin to, "mmMWAMPHth!"

 

UNLESS, we are talking about the Laviihian Low Land Cave Elephant of Upper Kelesti (A hybrid creature more closely related to the Hindystii Cave Cow of Carlbadi) which, in deed, DOES make a "WOMB" sound when it farts in a cave.

 

BUT, the fart itself is SILENT! The "WOMB" sound is a nasal vocalization every one of these creatures create when farting for no known scientific reason.

 

Research continues.