I have a hat

[The Death of Rats]

I have a hat that's full of fleas

These won't suck your blood,

they'll only eat your cheese

There is no fun in my hat,

you see, the playground

was demolished when

the circus went to sea

 

I have some pants

so full of cats

I frequently climb trees

Til the fire department comes

to get me down

just in time for tea

[Appy]

And a happy unBirth Day to you!

[Ozymandias]

*slaps forehead*

 

I JUST got that...

[Appy]

It seemed to fit