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So sorry. . .

 

 

 

 

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They all said it could not be done

They all said it was against all the natural rules

But I’ll show them with the power of SCIENCE!

A complete body is what I’m thinking of

 

YOU will be my lovely creation!

I’m gonna make you and SHOW THEM ALL!

 

I’m gonna stitch you up,

Then turn you on,

Just let the evil doctor dissect you.

Gonna raise you up from the dead,

Gonna sew back your head,

Gonna run a thousand volts through you!

 

Here come the peasants and their pitch forks.

Just need some lightning,

And oil of Vitriol to show them

Then when the death ray is fully charged,

I’ll THROW THE SWITCH AND BURN THEM ALL!

 

Ten jouls and now your heart is beating

Just a thousand more for the spark of life!

 

I’m gonna stitch you up,

Then turn you on,

Just let the evil doctor dissect you.

Gonna raise you up from the dead,

Gonna sew back your head,

Gonna run a thousand volts through you!

 

KA-BOOM!

RISE MY MINION, RISE! (I’m gonna stitch you up,)

IT LIVES, IT LIVES!! (Then turn you on,)

BWA HAHAHAHAHA! (Just let the evil doctor dissect you.)

(I. . .)(Gonna raise you up from the dead,)

AAAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!(fzzzt - zap)(Gonna sew back your head,)

KRAK-BOOOOM! (. . .live) (Gonna run a thousand volts through you!)

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