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Bah!!!!

 

The Doctor sees the Pennites are still continuing with the oppressing and humilating rite of annual Weenie Awards as a means to oppress those who refuse to conform!!!!!

 

 

Bah!!!!! Bah!!!!! (That's a double Bah!!!!)

 

Workers of the Pen UNITE!!!! Throw of your shackles and embrace your Weenies....the Awards that is.....Strike a blow against elitism and conformity and do not "buy off" your Weenie Award. Wear it as a badge of honor!

 

...oops.....Baby Evil's bed time....more Evil Ranting later........

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DoctorEvil keeps his fist raised and slowly turns his head as the sound of diabolical laughter fills the room. Wyvern steps out from the shadows with a toothy grin, dressed in the robes of a high military beaurocrat with a line of medals ranging from "Most Slovenly" to "Least Likely to Care About Valid Complaints." Wyvern claps his claws as he approaches the good (Evil) Doctor, and pulls out a book of records with an innocent whis(s)tle.

 

"An exxxccccellent piece of soapboxing, as always Heir Doctor." DoctorEvil takes a step back as Wyvern moves forward, not wanting to be caught in the presence of a prissy Elder (or in Wyvern's bad breath, for that matter). The overgrown lizards smugly leafs his way through the record tome, then sets a claw on a bookmarked page. "Not to burst yer bubble... but according to the records here, it ssseems that the last roll call passed without any sign of Weenie Awards."

 

Wyvern turns the book so that it's facing DoctorEvil and lifts a claw to a marking at the bottom of the page. The Doctor raises a brow at the results of the last roll call, then lifts a hand to his chin. His eyes widen as a cold expression overcomes his face."

 

"But that means...?!"

 

"Yesss!" Wyvern lets out a gale of maniacal laughter and snaps the record book shut. "The Elders arissstocracy will now strip you of the shiny new Weenie Awards you so proudly display! Better start protesting your right TO Weenie Awards, I'd say!"

 

;-)

 

OOC: Nice to see you 'round, Doc.

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