Wyvern Posted April 6, 2007 Report Posted April 6, 2007 The lights of the official Mighty Pen newsroom flash on as a sped-up version of the news medley begins playing in the background. Bob Suloberrin swirls in his news chair as the cameras turn in his direction. He snatches a piece of paper from his news counter and stares towards the cameras with a stern expression on his face. "We interrupt our regular programming for an urgent report." Bob reads from his sheet. "Resident Pen technicians Patrick Durham and Katzaniel have informed us that the Pen will be down briefly on Sunday, 4/8/07, for an inspectation and enhancement of magical auras, otherwise known as a board upgrade. It's estimated that the downtime will last for around half an hour to an hour, and it will probably occur some time around 3 PM US EST. Pennites should keep in mind that the board will be unavailable for a brief period of time on that date, and may want to take extra precautions with the posts they are writing then." Bob Suloberrin sets his sheet back down on the counter, only to pause as he notices a live action news box taking shape in the righthand corner of the screen. The veteran broadcaster serious expression turns to a scowl as Wyvern's ugly mug appears in the box, and he begins waving his arms and signalling to the production squad as the reptilian Elder hisses: "That'sss right folks, be sure to invesssst in Almost Dragonic Brand Glowstick Magic Aura Detection Kitsss prior to the enhancement of magics! And don't forget to give Valdar, Astralis, and Aardvark their proper birthday shoutsss on that day too... no protective magic auras can save'em from the embarassment of numerous well-wishesss, after a-" *cue raging static*
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