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I just want to say, there is nothing witty or clever about this poem its just good dumb fun :P Enjoy.

 

Oh Zombies!

 

How lovely the blood glistens

off your rotted yellowed teeth

and so quint is your decaying flesh

as you pursue your deadly quest

 

Effortlessly you tear,

right through our cities

disembodying our towns

eating people by the pounds

 

Your moans mixed with screams

create such a wonderful gospel

carried on through out the night

even god himself cowers in fright

 

So thank you dear Zombies

for rotting your way into our media

for munching and crunching into our hearts,

we all salute you for doing your part

 

We love you Zombies

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Minta marches through the thread, holding a fresh and dripping brain overhead with both hands and chanting:

 

Z is for zombie, that's good enough for me,

Z is for zombie, that's good enough for me,

Z is for zombie, that's good enough for me,

'cause zombie, zombie, zombie starts with zeeeeeeee!

 

("I told you we should have cleaned out Kithicor Forest," whines a distant and high-pitched voice, "but nooooo. . .")

 

A pack of slobbering zombies stumbles after the gnomie, biting whatever they bump into (including one another) and mumbling, "braaaaaaaaaaaains. . ."

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*wakes up from dozing in a chair and yells wildly, still half asleep*

 

The unstable ones will blow! Watch out!

 

*blinks and wakes up completely*

 

Err.. somebody was calling me, right? Or was it Zool this time? Never can tell, with Z.

 

*kicks away one of the last trailing Minta's zombies that's trying to bite him and wanders off towards the kitchens of the Keep*

 

((As an old Grandmaster and Head Honcho of the Official A1 Zombie Club I gotta say, lovely poem! ^_^))

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Minta marches back through the thread in the opposite direction, chanting:

 

I dunno what to say the gnomies won't do

(dunno what to say the gnomies won't do)

they got a plan for a super-gross stew

(dunno what to say the gnomies won't do). . .

 

The zombies have now been tied together, intestine to rotting intestine, and lurch along like a chain gang after the gnome. They tote enormous canopic jars with water, and the occasional six-inch-long leech, slopping out of the top.

 

Got a jellycube monster from the underground

an' taught the leeches to sing the icky boy-band sound

I dunno what to say the gnomies won't do

(dunno what to say the gnomies won't do). . .

Posted

I mixed the monster with the gelatin dust

an' a livin' fungus that tasted like rust

I put in the leeches an' a pixystix too

an' now I got a jiggly musical stew

 

The mixture in the canopic jars lifts up dozen of little leech heads to sing the chorus along with Minta.

 

I dunno what to say the gnomies won't do

(dunno what to say the gnomies won't do). . .

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A tiny, black robed rat skeleton pushes and fumbles a wooden stool many dozens of times larger than itself acroos the floor to Whisky's side.

 

Whisky, watching in baffled amazement does not move as it begins a laborious climb using tooth and claw (a miniature scythe clutched fast in it's left paw the entire time) until finally it reaches the top.

 

It stands upright, primly brushing its robe with tiny peral-white paws and staring fixedly at Whisky from a level with he rhip.

 

Its's eye socket glow weirdly as it contemplates sulently. She begind s to sweat coldly.

 

Slowly, it reaches up, stretching out with blade and pointed claw...

 

and shake sher hand.

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