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Gyrfalcon grins as he wraps Sweet in a hug "Already said something earlier, and I know you don't want to hear the song again, so instead I will wish you a happy birthday, my dear, and a calm and happy day for you."

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Wyvern slams the Cabaret door open on a pair of ninjas trying to set up a trap with a bucket of water, breaking their necks with a series of *snap*ping sounds. He treds over their empty spandex garmets and hastily makes his way to the center of the room, dragging a wobbly veiled cart behind him. The lizard sets the cart in the middle of the room, adjacent to his abandoned Almost Dragonic Brand Broken Bottle Beerkeg Ornament™ cart, and turns towards Sweetcherrie to flash her a grin full of razor sharp teeth.

 

"Happy Birthday, Sweetcherrie!" Wyvern grabs the edge of the sheet on the cart and pulls it off, accidentally smacking a ninja in the process with a *snap.* On the tray that tops the cart rests a jagged and oddly-shaped package, wrapped in black spandex and topped with a shuriken bow. Wyvern grins and inches the cart a bit closer to Sweetcherrie, winking to Gyrfalcon and Appy. "Go on, open it."

 

Sweetcherrie raises a brow and carefully undoes the stretchy spandex packaging. She stares for a moment at what appears to be an amalgam of several metal gadgets, including an egg beater and what may have once been a swiss army knife. She turns to Wyvern and forces an appreciative smile.

 

"What uhhh... what is it?"

 

"An Almost Dragonic Brand Ballisticardiograph™, perfect for measssuring your cardiac contractions while you get a work out firing it at these recent ninja pests." Wyvern nods twice, then waves a claw towards the other cart in the room. "Feel free to take an Almost Dragonic Brand Broken Bottle Beerkeg Ornament™ of your choice as well. They're 99.999999% off at the moment anyhoo..."

 

;-)

 

OOC: Have a great once, Sweetcherrie. :)

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