Ahoy!

[Yui-chan]

Aaargh! Ye be readin' right, ye pack o' landlubbers - today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, an' no mistake. Th'spirits o' pirates past an' present have come out t'haunt ye all with their piratical ways an' means, an' don't be thinkin' yer fancy walls an' magical jewjaws will per'tect ye from their possession. Ye'll be swaggerin' and spittin' like th'rest o' us soon enough. Just ye wait!

 

So hoist yer ale an' give over, swabs an' wenches! Today be the day of Pirates, an' ye'll give us our due or find yerself sinkin' to the briney depths t'join our rotted bones.

 

Yui smirks, an uncharacteristically dangerous look in her glinting eyes. Yer home an' yer selves be our'n for th' day. An' ye can bet we'll be enjoyin' ever' moment o' th'time.

 

With a sleek motion and a bellow fit to fill the black sails of any marauder, the slim form thrusts her saber high. Let th'fun begin! AHAARHAARHAAARRRGH!

 

Full of Opportunistic Glee,

~ Cap'n Anne Bonny, formerly of the Revenge