Gwaihir Posted June 10, 2006 Report Posted June 10, 2006 I will give five geld for every haiku about elephants in the fridge! Oh and here's mine: Big grey trunk is stuck Lord who put the elephant in my fridge this time!
Mirrizin Posted June 10, 2006 Report Posted June 10, 2006 seeking baloney one opens the door, finds what? freakin elephant
Gwaihir Posted June 10, 2006 Author Report Posted June 10, 2006 Posted for Kathryn who should get her own login Grey and woebegone Wedged in beside the mayonnaise Shivering elephant
Ayshela Posted June 10, 2006 Report Posted June 10, 2006 buttery footprints trail to the crisper drawer poor cold elephant
Sweetcherrie Posted June 10, 2006 Report Posted June 10, 2006 Fridge door opens wide Naked Dumbo screams girl-like Blush in pink tutu
Gyrfalcon Posted June 10, 2006 Report Posted June 10, 2006 Big grey pachyderm peering at me mournfully the fridge gives it cramps elephant in fridge no more old pizza for me starting to see things
Ayshela Posted June 10, 2006 Report Posted June 10, 2006 (LOL! Perhaps the elephant saved you from the old pizza?)
dragonqueen Posted June 12, 2006 Report Posted June 12, 2006 Fat grey elephant Gorged on moldy cheese and fruit, Snoozing in my fridge.
Wyvern Posted June 14, 2006 Report Posted June 14, 2006 Wyvern follows the increasing volume of his stomach growls as he searches for Carnival grub, playing a guttural game of hotter/colder. He claps his claws together when he notices Gwaihir's '"Elephants in the Fridge" booth, and licks his chops as he finds a number of delectable haiku scraps available for consumption. The overgrown lizard begins spreading honey mustard on Sweetcherrie's tutued Dumbo haiku, but then thinks better of it and scribbles a couple of artificially flavored rhymes of his own: Celes Café fridge. Elephant, near Eel and Elk. Best served with peanuts. Fridge disposal chute on sale cheap! Sturdy grey trunk (jumbo size only.) Wyvern fantasy: stuff Melba in an ice box. Keep sharp pick handy. *BELCH!*
Mynx Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 Intriguing concept An elephant in the fridge Why not a rhino?
reverie Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 "What do crocodiles Have for supper?" said the Baby Elephant "Come closer" said the Croc. ... "Yeah, so that's how I wound Up here in the fridge."
srsizzy Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 Elephants should not Be inside the frigid fridge Because it is cold
The Portrait of Zool Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 Tight gray wrinkled skin Elephant in the ice box? Or month-old meatloaf...
The Portrait of Zool Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 Elephant space warp I put peanuts in the fridge Now there's only dung...
The Portrait of Zool Posted June 26, 2006 Report Posted June 26, 2006 Pachyderm chill-out Elephant infiltration footprints in the fridge!
WrenWind Posted July 16, 2006 Report Posted July 16, 2006 Cold grey and lumpy Trunk and body gone stumpy Freeze dried elephant
Valka D'Ur Posted July 29, 2006 Report Posted July 29, 2006 Vampire elephant Burps contentedly, gorged on Blood from Red Cross fridge.
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