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What to say to a girl that really really really likes you, that you are not "technically" going out with...

 

 

But you still went on a date with her. Why? Because your roommate set you up. But hey, that's life, deal with it. Now turn that frown upside down and learn this speech. You may want to rephrase slightly to fit your style and temperment:

 

Like, I know you like me, and I went on our date to see if I felt the same way about you

 

(pause, you must pause here, why? I don't know, just remember to pause.)

 

and I had a great time, (smaller pause, not to much--don't over do it, but pause)and I think you're a great person, and I still want to be your friend, but romantically I just don't feel that way or the same way. (Don't say "about you" trust me - Don't say it).

 

Note: And I can't stress this last point enough, Never EVER let a member of the sex you happen to be attracted to see you with a copy of this speech. It will only end badly.

 

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Now go get 'em tiger!

 

 

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