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Posted

There was a guy named Vigil

Who wrote something with a title

That brought me to peek,

But failed to succeed,

In living up to its pull.

 

(Heh.. I just mean that I expected a series of Limericks on various Pennites, but it's hard to hard to express that within the confines of a limerick. Nothing against what you did write. :))

Posted

There once was a man-cat called Katzie

who really was nobody's patsie.

When pushed to the wall,

(s)he would growl and would snarl,

and then - chomp - you'd be left lots less fatsie.

 

^_^

 

I like the idea of Pen character limericks. Consider yourselves dared!

 

Deviously snapping up Katz' idea,

~Yui

Posted

Looks like fun

 

There once was a child named Appy

Whose walk was quite skippy and hoppy

She bounced her balloon

And sang such a tune

Quite soon we all had to copy!

 

 

 

(okay, so it's a ball not a balloon, but don't shoot me for that)

Posted

There was a young lady named Gwai

Who left work and baffled cried "Why,

The world is so bright

and coated in light!

How strange to see a blue sky."

Posted

Wyvern breaths twice on his claws and stretches them for good luck. He twists his snout as the scent of Almost Dragonic Brand Ghoul Wart Breath Mint(a)s™ lingers in the air, then grabs the nearest quill and begins scribbling before the nausea sets in.

 

There once was a gal named Temae

whose cloak let her hide in the shade.

But even when hidden

her presence would fit in

the thoughts of the Pen every day.

 

There once was a portrait named Zool

whose frame kinda looked like a stool.

So Wyvern sat down

on Zool's faded frown...

now Picasso considers him cool!

 

There once was a Buddha most Happy

who ate eighty times more than Appy.

Though his belly was bloated

his tastebuds still noted

when Wyv tried to serve something crappy.

 

There once was a flirt named Kitanue,

who would happily lay her wings on you.

Valdar painted her poses

'til the canvas spilled roses

with each petal spreading on cue.

 

There once was a vamp named the Tamned

who raided blood banks on demand.

His fangs never felt

necks of pennites who dwelt

near the friendly graves dotting his land.

 

There once was a lady named Scarlett

whom many considered a harlot.

She dragged Finnius to bed

kissed in nibbles instead

and left him as "dearly departed"

Posted (edited)

There's a pennite remain unnamed

who expects all to agree her game.

op powers she abuse

wrong doing she excuse

The pen channel would never be the same.

 

fun, respect and ideas once forlick

until all that disagrees was kicked

great a-many left

never again met

We stand now in Aftermath's wake

 

There was an ancient named Jechum

around in Archmage and then some.

On occassion he floats in

Sometimes he can be seen

And we r'all giveth the best welcome

Edited by Vigil StarGazer
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