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Wyvern

Wyvern

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Wyvern marches into the Cabaret Room carrying an Almost Dragonic Brand Jeerleader Baton™. The overgrown lizard clutches the petrified bat's wing and twirls the beast in his claws as a small band of Elder dwarves marches into the room, bearing a tuba, two xylophones, and a triangular chime. Wyvern strikes a claws up as the dwarves begin playing a makeshift cover of the Racouolettes song "Happy Birthday, Mr. Supreme Magical Emperor." Wyvern drops the Baton and pulls out two yeti hair wigs, which he proceeds to shake like pompoms.

 

"Gimme a 'W'!"

 

Lord Panther storms into the room with his paws over his ears, trying to deafen the cacophonous noises of the band. "What?!"

 

"Gimme an 'R'!"

 

Wyvern does a quick tail twirl, then dodges a rotten tomatoe tossed by another irritated pennite.

 

"Gimme an 'E'!"

 

Wyvern springs up and flaps his wings twice, then ducks down as someone tosses a sharp portrait of the late-great Woods in his direction. The painting lands in Bravery's tuba, giving the instrument an extra blurt.

 

"Gimme an 'N'!" Wyvern shakes his pompoms for a moment, then pauses and adds as an afterthought: "Not to be confused with the notorious letter N, author of such books as DEF: the Untold Alphabet Story and The N Word: an In-depth Look at Racism in America."

 

The lizard clears his throat for a moment, then mutters a quick "H-A-P-P-Y-" before an angry mob of pennites cuts off his musical backup.

 

;-)

 

OOC: Happy Birthday, Wrenwind. :-) Sorry it's a little late, hope you had a great day.

Lord Panther

Lord Panther

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The best belated birthday wishes from myself as well. I hope it was enjoyable. :)

 

Panther smiles over at Wyvern, making a mental note to put all his musical instruments into "storage".

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